If you could shape shift!

[tjarne]

Seriously? I'd shape shift into a prettier me^^

And so would I, for absolutly no good reason at all. Other than perhaps messing with people in you surrondings.
Or perhaps a giant two headed featherless parrot. Capable of flight ofcourse.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

An alien from the movie Aliens. Then I'd jump out at people and make them poop themselves in fright.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Some major political figure like Barack Obama or Gordon Brown and make a fool of myself. See how the media reacts. Though I couldn't really make Gordon Brown any bigger a dipshit....

 

[Helimocopter]

megan fox and then go to a friends house to see them awkward out

or randomly shapeshift into a tree(this has to be instantly or it won't have the affect i want)
in public buildings.

 

[magnus gallant]

id transform into micheal bay and stop ruining peoples childhoods

 

[Indecizion]

id transform into micheal bay and stop ruining peoples childhoods

rofl agreed, only id go out and do a whole bunch of things like beating children publically etc, just so that he would be imprisoned and therefore unable to continue with his evil

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

 

[kid_with_camera]

I'd shape shift into Steve from Long Island.
Cuz he's Steve from Long Island.

 

[AdamG3691]

I would do a ditto does in a daycare centre

turns into a giant cock and rapes everything in sight.
(it is rape because it always says, they don't like each other very much)

-AdamG3691: disturbing your happy videogame memories one game at a time

 

[Kajin]

A towel in the cheerleaders locker room.

 

[The DSM]

Id turn into a Magical T-Rex with laser beams that can summon Bear Armies.

Ive got it all planned out....

Lets just say France wont know what hit it.....

 

[energetic]

well first idea for lols would be a jet propulsion talking sex toy. I'd place myself on display in a sex shop and freak out customers XD

if it really happened though hmmm possibly the master that is if it's not already happened ^_^

I think it'd be funny as well to transform into the whole of the UK with the addition of limbs and a voice. Maybe team up with godzilla lol or the magical dinosaur guy above me booyah france.

 

[zerzxes]

I think a Hydralisk [http://www.starcraftii.cz/wp-content/gallery/slothien/hydralisk.jpg] or perhaps a Ultralisk [http://ui18.gamespot.com/1297/ultrahires.jpg] would be awesome

 

[Thingo]

A dragon or a very big bird so I can fly and see the world from the sky without getting eaten by a predator or shot down by a hunter. Or even better, the overlord from the games with the same name. Then I'd walk around stockholm, just to see people's reactions to a big demon thing with a huge sword.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

Well, you're unlucky. I've beaten every waldo books there is. You're in the upper middle next to the roasting chickens.

I think I've just won the 1 billion dollar prize

 

[Soxafloppin]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

Well, you're unlucky. I've beaten every waldo books there is. You're in the upper middle next to the roasting chickens.

I think I've just won the 1 billion dollar prize

Its not just a Billion Its a Million

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

Well, you're unlucky. I've beaten every waldo books there is. You're in the upper middle next to the roasting chickens.

I think I've just won the 1 billion dollar prize

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! So I am, indeed. I almost didn´t find myself. Here´s your 1 billion dollars.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

Well, you're unlucky. I've beaten every waldo books there is. You're in the upper middle next to the roasting chickens.

I think I've just won the 1 billion dollar prize

Its not just a Billion Its a Million

Oh wait, it's 100 billions... I feel more ashamed than my last mistakes

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

Well, you're unlucky. I've beaten every waldo books there is. You're in the upper middle next to the roasting chickens.

I think I've just won the 1 billion dollar prize

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! So I am, indeed. I almost didn´t find myself. Here´s your 1 billion dollars.

This is too easy...He must have planted a bomb somewhere in there!

Oh well...I'll think about this while i'm smoking

(Blast!)

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

*lots of snipping*
This is too easy...He must have planted a bomb somewhere in there!

Oh well...I'll think about this while i'm smoking

(Blast!)

Actually, there seems to have been an honest mistake; It was supposed to be 100 billion dollars. Sorry, my bad.

Unfortunately, we don´t currently have that kind of money in our possession. You see, we gave it way, and I think it´s a bit too late to ask it back.