If you could shape shift!

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Crystal Cuckoo

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I'd shapeshift into a cat, preferably the tabby variety.

If I ever needed to get out of somewhere, then I'd shapeshift into that and climb up a tree!

I live in an sub/urban area, so these cats are very common.
 

Supreme Unleaded

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I'd shapeshift my dick so it was the perfect lenght and thickness for my girlfriend into a bird so i can fly of course.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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I would probably use it to make it look like I have other elaborate badass powers. For example, I would get into a fight and then all of the sudden knives shoot out of my hands, my eyes turn red, and I grow 6 sharp flexible prongs out of my back. NOONE is going to fuck with that.
 

Sightless Wisdom

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I think it would be great fun to be an owl at night. They extremely good senses, they can fly long distances at good speeds. Nobody really dislikes them(much).
 

Julianking93

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Shape shift into other people.

Just to freak them out. Walk up to them as them and watch them shit themselves.
 

Hollock

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I've thought this over if I could only change into one guy I'd be this guy
What would I do hang out in the corners of malls and bars.
 

Romblen

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A famous dead person. Then I would walk around a crowded city for a while, just to see if it makes the news.
 

GreyWolf257

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I would shapeshift into a floating rocket-launcher that has infinite rockets, then I would travel around the world starting all kinds of wacky shenanigans. I could make it into a sitcom where I have a lovable goof for a room-mate (played by Bill Murray), and although we disagree with each other at times, we will always make up at the end of the episode. It would be a kindhearted comedy that is fun for the whole family.
 

MentalBakura

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I'd like to grow myself large angelic wings. Also, I'd love to do some Alex Mercer shit, just to get the message across that people shouldn't fuck with me. I guess mimicking people I dislike and creeping them out would be fun too.
 

BENZOOKA

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A roach, preferably invisible, therefore invincible. Small enough to get anywhere and I could survive practically anything.
 

Urgh76

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that would be awesoooommmeeeeee

i would fly, then be a cat, then a monkey, then................ CHUCK NORRIS
 

MagicMouse

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Sightless Wisdom said:
I think it would be great fun to be an owl at night. They extremely good senses, they can fly long distances at good speeds. Nobody really dislikes them(much).
have u seen the 4th kind? OWLS SUCK!
 

Sightless Wisdom

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MagicMouse said:
Sightless Wisdom said:
I think it would be great fun to be an owl at night. They extremely good senses, they can fly long distances at good speeds. Nobody really dislikes them(much).
have u seen the 4th kind? OWLS SUCK!
Nope, nor have I heard of it.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Sightless Wisdom said:
I think it would be great fun to be an owl at night. They extremely good senses, they can fly long distances at good speeds. Nobody really dislikes them(much).
and they can turn their heads around 180 degrees, that's frickin' trippy.

As for me, I'd shapeshift into various animals, just so I could experience life from that perspective.
 

SimplyTheWest

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urgh76 said:
that would be awesoooommmeeeeee

i would fly, then be a cat, then a monkey, then................ CHUCK NORRIS
Damn thou ninja!

Fine then.....what if you could turn into a fly, and then back into a human....imagine the fun then ;)
 

Excelcior

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Heh, would be cool to be a silicate (or somewhat made of stone) dragon the size of a small country. Like France. Imagine that, merely taking a dive close to a shore of some ocean could flood a small port town.

I'd probably go on and create small kingdom, and just rule people like a god. And by that I mean absent-minded and only when I can be arsed about it. I would probably fire-breath to death anyone saying things like "Living beings can't breathe fire!" and "How can you fly if your body isn't in the least way shaped to fly?". I hate people that always have to live by their silly little laws...