If you could shape shift!

[wynnsora]

I'd turn into random stuff and screw with peoples heads, and of course use it to make my way north quickly, for I have a boyfriend to visit! Though I won't tell him I can shape shift, if I do he'll try and get me to use it for evil things like taking over the world or at least a state.

 

[Bobbovski]

I would shapeshift into... A hundred dollar bill! *DWAYNE!*

Spoiler

(Not really... would probably shapeshift into a dog or maybe a wolf... because they're cool)

 

[UAProxy]

What do you mean if?

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I'd shapeshift into Auron from FFX.

Spoiler: He's a badass.

 

[ffxfriek]

Bird. Obviously.

animporphs style?

 

[Zer_]

I'd shapeshift into the Archangel Tyrael.

 

[traceur_]

Megan Fox's shower curtain, duh.

 

[Discord]

Well a pokemon of course probley ninetails, lucario or a "eevee"loution

 

[BuckminsterF]

Myself, but slightly different for the sole purpose of seeding mass slight confusion

 

[internetzealot1]

No locker room woul be safe.

 

[Aqualung]

Shape shift into David Tennant and run around London looking very urgent, yelling "STOP! STOP!".

See how many people I can freak out- especially around Christmas time.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Some kind of angel (you know, white feathery wings, the whole 'beam of light from heaven' thing that you can summon, the whole sha-bang), preferably an archangel so that I can smite people in the name of 'lulz'.

Alternatively, Lucifer (fallen angel stuff, so I am still an angel, just with more ... possibilities for fun).

 

[Tomster595]

Turn into a beautiful woman, seduce dudes, then turn back into a dudes, watch them freak out, then run.

 

[HT_Black]

It's rather amusing, but everyone I've ever asked always pauses for a minute, thinks carefully, and then gives the exact same answer.

Here's a hint: It involves the dead of the night and a dog of some kind.

I swear to God above I'm not making this up.

As to what I'd do...

In this order:
1. Teach my slow-to-learn best friend why kangaroos don't make good sparring buddies
2. Re-enact the events of [Prototype]
3. Impersonate Bobby Kotick and firebomb an orphanage
4. Perfect my Rorshach impression
5. That thing I mentioned earlier

Shape shift into David Tennant and run around London looking very urgent, yelling "STOP! STOP!".

See how many people I can freak out- especially around Christmas time.

You magnificent bastard.

 

[nebtheslayer95]

I honestly dont think i could beat anything said above, so copy/past it all onto this post. or maybe just a martian and wave at the probes on mars to see what happens

 

[Lambi]

I'd shapeshift into Konata Izumi. And be a cartoon still. Wouldn't want to look in a mirror and see GIANT, STARING EYES.

 

[WayOutThere]

I would love to fly as a bird

*stares out a window longingly*

 

[Florion]

Turn into a beautiful woman, seduce dudes, then turn back into a dudes, watch them freak out, then run.

"Good god, how drunk was I last night???"

OT: I'd be a dog, first (outdoors, so my own doggie doesn't freak out on me), and explore the world with mah nosey. Then I would be a birdie, and explore the world with my wings. Then I'd be a four-year-old child and watch everything become twice as tall (and freak adults out with my badass, seventeen-year-old vocabulary). Out of curiosity, I'd go home, lock the bathroom door, and become a man. Then turn back into me. At night, I'd turn into a wolf so
A. Dog wouldn't dare bother me.
B. My room is the freaking Arctic.