If you could shape shift!

[HT_Black]

Oh, I just remembered: I just so happened to compile a list of the most amusing things a shapeshifter can do when I was writing my book:

Enact any one of the massive amount of practical jokes it?s possible to pull if one happens to belong to the any variation of Canus Familiarus (just under three hundred at last count).
Turn into a dragon and roast anyone who pisses you off.
Sprout a prehensile tail, walk into a crowded area, and see how many people you can trip up without being detected.
Perform lewd and suggestive impersonations of notable persons.
Do yourself up like a werewolf and rob a nunnery.
Render onesself attractive to a sinful degree and count the number of people who change their sexual alignment on the spot.
Turn into a viper and snake up a fopp's shirt.


Finally, when one is feeling lecherous, you can locate an attractive member of the opposite sex, turn into a-- you know what? I think I'll just stop there.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

a Pigeon Grenade- obviously

 

[God's Clown]

If I could Shapeshift I would not need the internet. I wouldn't need anything. If you could turn into anything, you could do basically anything. Want to feel really important? Bam, turn into the president. Want to be a hot woman? pick one of the many that exist. Want to maul someones face off? Turn into a bear. Want to get to work quickly? turn into a bird.

If I could chose between shapeshifting and invurnerability(could still die from old age) I would pick Shapeshifting hands down.

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

I'm gunna go the transformers route and say i'd like to shapeshift into a Motorcycle or summat.

I'd never have to pay for a tax disc, would never have to worry about parking and i could freak people out by making them see a riderless motorcycle.

Although i would be worried about where i'd have to stick the petrol pump.......

 

[Banhaze]

A spider. An Australian spider.

 

[Deleted]

What are the rules. Can we shape shift into any thinkable object? If we turn into something can we turn back without an actual brain? Or is it animals only?

If I could turn into a tiger that would rock.

 

[(whitty name here)]

An ubelievably strong midgit with a full pioneer fur clothing(including a hat),Join the UFC, and on my first match..................shapeshift mid-match and ............................

DR. OCTAGONAPUS BWAAAAAAAAH

 

[Dr. wonderful]

...I would be the world's most powerful killer.

Go on roaring rampages, destroying whole towns and making myself king. Nuclear bombs couldn't save you, Armies couldn't save you, God couldn't save you!


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! >



I need to lay off the chocolate.

 

[ScarOfElement]

Liquid.
Then arise out of the floor in front of my mates as a water god, until they anger me and I turn into fire.

Oh I thought you meant, "BROTHER?!?!" Liquid, from MGS.
Lawl.

 

[whatdoyouthink]

that would be awesoooommmeeeeee

i would fly, then be a cat, then a monkey, then................ CHUCK NORRIS

and then the earth would implode

 

[Syl4r]

I'd transform into Liberty Prime or something and go around pwning people i didnt like. Whatever i turned into, i'd still end up conquering the world.

 

[whatdoyouthink]

this
http://www.spaceelevatorblog.com/images/RamboDog.jpg

 

[JohnnySex]

One word: Batman.

One word: Joker
Also, maybe a huge bat that's all demonic looking and I'd fly into a church. Or maybe I'd turn into a dragon but that's not very original. Or fin out what people are scared of, sneak into their room at night, and turn into that. (Or a swarm of it if it's something like spiders.)

 

[Jedoro]

Either the Punisher or the Comedian, then walk around at night to see how people react.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

A more handsome version of myself. Other than that, a dragon!

 

[skywalkerlion]

I'd shapeshift into hot womenz on the internet. The rest needs not be said.

Or this guy:

http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/15/12/0000051512_20080826170253.jpg

How do you put photos up?

 

[Soxafloppin]

Id maybe turn into a pokemon, and just walk about like its regular.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Ganeesh, so I could fulfill my dreams of becoming a profesional DJ.

 

[necromanzer52]

Shape shift into David Tennant and run around London looking very urgent, yelling "STOP! STOP!".

See how many people I can freak out- especially around Christmas time.

I was going to say transform into some hot chick but that is a fantastic idea.

I'd shapeshift into Konata Izumi. And be a cartoon still. Wouldn't want to look in a mirror and see GIANT, STARING EYES.

Also a good idea. Being fantastic at video games would be great fun.

 

[TimeLord]

I would shape shift into David Tennant

EDIT: Dammit Ninja'd