If you could shoot a character from a game in the head, who and with what weapon?

[wynnsora]

Lyra from HG/SS, I don't know. She makes me un-comfortable and just when I think, "Wow, it's great that I haven't seen that idiot for a while." she appears. It's like the game designers knew just when I didn't want to see her!

For an alternate to something cutesy, Roman. I don't even play GTAIV and I can't stand him!

P.S. Something that makes the explode, anything. That way I'm SURE they will never come back!

 

[Malone II]

I would shoot Carmine in the head with a sniper rifle...

What...

Too soon...?

Don't say that, If they kill another Carmine in Gears 3 I'm going to skin Cliff Belinzki (Is that his name?)
I'd 'kill' Anya from gears with my 'longshot'. he he, get it?
Seriously though, I'd get together the all of nintendo's characters, Udina from ME, Truth from Halo, Everyone in Fracture and Gabriel from Rainbow 6 Vegas 2, put them in a maze with a Berzerker from gears.
I'd just watch.

 

[Diazetate]

Gary Smith from Bully with my freaking fists the little panzy! (He does make the plot good but jeez he is just a little bastard!)

 

[Starke]

Whichever squad member didn't die on Vermire. (It's a binary choice, so you can kill either of them, I want to kill them both.)

Hmm...Xenophobic *****, or Red shirt? Ah hell nuke em both!! I would have been filled with glee if I could have bombed them both.

Especially after both of them flip the hell out and whine like little shits in the second game because you didn't call them FROM THE GREAT HEARAFTER! Up until that point I had found Ashly marginally less annoying.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Baird. With anything that would make his head explode. I hate him so much.

 

[-Seraph-]

Whichever squad member didn't die on Vermire. (It's a binary choice, so you can kill either of them, I want to kill them both.)

Hmm...Xenophobic *****, or Red shirt? Ah hell nuke em both!! I would have been filled with glee if I could have bombed them both.

Especially after both of them flip the hell out and whine like little shits in the second game because you didn't call them FROM THE GREAT HEARAFTER! Up until that point I had found Ashly marginally less annoying.

Yea it was rather retarded how she freaked out on you.

Ash: "Why didn't you call me!?"

Shep: "...I was dead..."

Ash: "That's no excuse, and why are you working with these assholes!?"

Shep: "Well I can't just stroll into the counsel and declare myself undead and expect their help. Besides they have important info."

Ash: "*more bitching and moaning*"

Shep: *slowly reaches for his gun*

 

[Starke]

Whichever squad member didn't die on Vermire. (It's a binary choice, so you can kill either of them, I want to kill them both.)

Hmm...Xenophobic *****, or Red shirt? Ah hell nuke em both!! I would have been filled with glee if I could have bombed them both.

Especially after both of them flip the hell out and whine like little shits in the second game because you didn't call them FROM THE GREAT HEARAFTER! Up until that point I had found Ashly marginally less annoying.

Yea it was rather retarded how she freaked out on you.

Ash: "Why didn't you call me!?"

Shep: "...I was dead..."

Ash: "That's no excuse, and why are you working with these assholes!?"

Shep: "Well I can't just stroll into the counsel and declare myself undead and expect their help. Besides they have important info."

Ash: "*more bitching and moaning*"

Shep: *slowly reaches for his gun*

I seriously wanted that interrupt so badly. Especially on my second play-through.

 

[Theron Julius]

The Turian councilor from Mass Effect 1 and 2. I saved him and the rest of the counsel from the Geth! You want to know how they thank me for that? When I'm revived 2 years later they basically say "Oh hey... ooh this is kind of awkward... We thought you were dead, so we sort of undermined everything you worked for. Yeah, about those Reapers... We don't think they're real... So yeah, fuck you.". The Turian counselor is the worst though. No matter what you do, it's wrong in some way. Kill the Rachni queen, he's pissed. You save the Rachni queen, he's still pissed! He's an asshole.

OT: The Turian counselor with the biggest sniper rifle possible. Or can I maybe use some sort of orbital MAC station? That bastard deserves to die in the most spectacular way possible.

 

[Mesca]

Silent Hill 4, Eileen. FF12, Fran. FF9, Quina. MHFU, Rathalos. DQM: Joker, Solitaire.

Bare-handed, with the Fallout 3 Ludicrous Gibs perk on.

God, I love that perk. I wasn't all that amused by it until I watched my brother kill the Point Lookout boat captain with it. He was pissed about that whole "stole part of your brain for funsies" thing, so he shot the guy's gun out of his hand, and then punched him in the face. With ludicrous gibs on, one punch literally blew that guy to pieces. Oh god yes.

 

[Goof245]

Ashlee Graham with Samus' PED arm cannon Or an M95 .50 MWAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha....

*ahem* anyway, moving on....

 

[feather240]

Ashley Williams from Mass Effect. Most unlikable love interest ever. "I'm racist, but I have a right to be because my grandpa surrendered to an Alien. Not got killed, oh no, that would be understandable, but how dare those aliens accept surrender." Right, *****, now go suck off this gun and pull the trigger.

I doubt her grandfather would've been caught if his armor wasn't pink.

Sheogorath, with a syringe full of smallpox.

A thousand times yes.

Kaiden (I think that was his name) from Mass Effect 1 and 2.

Spoiler

I always leave him to die when we blow up the research facility and cursed him out when I met him in the second game

I would shoot him with a running chainsaw.

Just wondering, why do you hate him so much? He didn't seam that bad to me.

 

[shotgunbob]

Gary Smith from Bully with my freaking fists the little panzy! (He does make the plot good but jeez he is just a little bastard!)

I found his SS uniform in the Halloween mission suited him perfectly.

 

[zagazsano]

"Thank you Mario for saving me! But the princess is in another castle"
*slowly pulls out M1014..

 

[Brad Shepard]

My character: Rinoa from FF VIII. She annoys the hell out of me in absolutely all ways.

Weapon: The BFG9000. 'nuff said.

Why does everyone hate her so much? I loved her for the story and she was awesome in my party.

 

[wkrepelin]

OMG, Navi from Ocarina of time. "Hey! Hey! Look up here!" I would have to genetically engineer a miniature venomous attack gerbil and supply it with an iron skeleton so that it could be accelerated out of a magnetic rail gun right into that little %$&^%'s mouth. Oh, man, that'd be sweet.

 

[crudus]

Just wondering, why do you hate him so much? He didn't seam that bad to me.

His character was whiny and really dependent. He was useless in the party. He would constantly die and be a burden on the party. If you were female he basically was like a lost puppy, constantly coming on to you (with really terrible dialogue) and was just really annoying.

 

[feather240]

Just wondering, why do you hate him so much? He didn't seam that bad to me.

His character was whiny and really dependent. He was useless in the party. He would constantly die and be a burden on the party. If you were female he basically was like a lost puppy, constantly coming on to you (with really terrible dialogue) and was just really annoying.

I kind of thought he was useless in combat and I avoided him for the most part, but he has 'problem's. He works on an older form of Biotic so he has mental issues, but of course useless and whiny on purpose is still useless and whiny...

 

[Aesir23]

Ashley from RE4 with a rocket launcher. I don't think I need to state why. But I will anyway.

"HELP!LEON!" I've never intentionally shot a character so much before.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Kratos; with anything that would kill him outright with no fear of retribution.