I'd probably play someone from Final Fantasy.
Then the game would play something like this
"Holy sh*t, the world is being conquered by an evil sorceress who just wants to destroy things"
ME: "Hmmm..."
"You got to do something!"
ME: "Let me have a smoke and I'll start levelling"
"Ok, now your finished let's go save the world"
ME: "Actually...I've been thinking, I could do with some more sleep, then I have a ton of essays to write, plus the new series of Lost is out, need to check the forums and maybe play some games..."
"Oh....well hurry up, you have about a day before the Universe is destroyed"
ME: "Best skip the essays then."
Then the whole game will be one long FMV of my day around the house. Maybe a turn based battle against work
