If you could stop time...

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EightGaugeHippo

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The first thing I would do if I could stop time...?

I would probably stop time to begin with. Duh!

Then go to a big rich family's house and move things around and leave creepy messages, so they think the house is haunted.
 

RandyPants

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Digikid said:
Honestly I would have a LOT of fun with it. Go around....see a hot girl...freeze time...hide her clothes then unfreeze it and see what the reaction would be.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
My thoughts exactly. :D:D:D



And I'd steal a lot of shit.xD Free games, anyone? hehehe xD Oh, and I'll have that delish looking cake too. Cheers.
 

Angerwing

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I'd punch dickhead customers in the face at work.

*Pause time*
BAM
*Unpause*
"OH MY GOD MY FACE!"

And the security footage would prove my innocence.
 

8bitlove2a03

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Aside from numerous perverted things that I'm sure I wouldn't be able to resist doing eventually, I would likely end up just sleeping a lot. I have issues with sleep, so I haven't had enough sleep in several years. It would be great to wake up at 8 in the morning, use my powers to sleep another four hours, and wake up at 8 still.

Plus, I may actually do some of my homework. Which would be a nice change of pace.
 

Ironic Pirate

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Pick someone, and fuck with them. Move something just before they grab it, remove they're shoes, that kind of thing. Keep going till they go to counseling, then stopping. Wait 7 years, then come back, and keep going, ramping it up till they go insane.

And take tests quickly.
 

captaincabbage

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Steal shit, naturally. Since time is stopped, you could orchestrate the perfect crimes, taking as much time as you needed to plan it perfectly.
For some reason, all I can imagine stealing is a tv from Target. wait until they're shutting up shop and the rollers are coming down, pause time and go in, get some keys to unlock the alarm thingy and just walk it out the front door.

I'd prefer it if electronics didn't work, because of security cameras.
 

captaincabbage

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Ironic Pirate said:
Pick someone, and fuck with them. Move something just before they grab it, remove they're shoes, that kind of thing. Keep going till they go to counseling, then stopping. Wait 7 years, then come back, and keep going, ramping it up till they go insane.

And take tests quickly.
holy shit yes. Take their shoes off and put them on the opposite feet mid-stride.
 

The Journey

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Use it in any way possible to get laid, get more money and more stuff while still (hopefully) sticking to my own moral code that has seen me through life pretty well so far.

Also if I could do some real good with it, like turning George W Bush or the president of Iran (I refuse to learn his name, all I know him as is 'that insane idiot') into matching table-lamps, I would probably do it. Sure old George isn't the president anymore, but he has a backlog of owed suffering to pay up on.

Oh and I'd give John Howard over to a bunch of Boat People in Womerra.
 

Josdeb

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I'd probably just use it as if I were living my daily life.
Don't want to get up for Uni? Forget the snooze button, FREZE TIME!
Left my assignment to the last minute? FREEZE TIME!
Have chores to do but also want to play videogames? FREEZE TIME!

My favourite use though:
A friend pwning me at a random game? FREEZE TIME, practice, then UNFREEZE TIME when I'm uber
 

Branches

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I'd be selfish for the most part. Live the life of semi-normalcy with a few touches of slow downs. Maybe just keep it simple. However, big stuff, slow it down. Stop it etc etc.

Though, talking theoretics, Do you mean stop time and allow yourself full range of motion in the world around you. So stopping the Space-Time Continuum on it's head but allowing yourself to be every place at once? Or do you mean the ability to stop time locally, in the surrounding area around you. BEcause then you'd have some really screwed up consequences due to the stoppage and start-age of time. imagine all the clocks you'd have to set to keep it up.
 

Lucifron

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It wouldn't take a genius to propel oneself into a position of near-unimaginable power with an ability like that. It's right up there with being able to read people's thoughts, but without the mind-rape which would inevitably follow that ability.
 

KaiRai

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I'd move everyone into hilariously comprimising positions. I mean, why not?

Probably get all the stuff done that I don't manage to get done!
 

dragonslayer32

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Well, robbing a bank would be off limits if cameras still work.

Erm... I'd probably not use it, because if I used it a lot, I would be older than people that were previously older than me.
 

Sronpop

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Id rob the rich then give it to the poor, then rob the poor and shoot the money :D
 

Mr Smith

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Slightly off-topic, but does anyone realise what a bad idea stopping time is? Stopping time would cause all the paricles that make up matter to stop moving, causing all physical mass to break down and dissapear. So if you could stop time you wouldn't be able to do any of the stuff u wanted to because u would have just ended the universe.

Yes, way to ruin the party Me.