If you could stop time...

[bad_dog14]

As for my enemies....I would position a pie in front of their faces so that when I unfreeze time it would go SPLAT!!! I would have revenge and they would never ever know it was me.

What good is vengeance if it's anonymous?

OT: I'd steal the best desktop computer, HD monitor and laptop that they have in the local electronics store. I'd also get myself a bunch of games and consoles that I don't have, and I'd learn to drive, cos even if time is at a halt, it's still a pain in the ass to walk everywhere.

 

[icyneesan]

Girls changing room.

 

[Nazz3]

First, some 'sexual' things.

Then, prankz!

And I might steal something.

 

[Iron Lightning]

I wouldn't be able to do anything. Speed is expressed in units of distance per unit time hence affecting any motion over a 0 units time frame would result in a divide by 0 error. Alternatively, if I used units of time per unit distance, then doing anything over a 0 time frame would necessarily result in 0 motion.

 

[Jake the Snake]

You know, the usual stuff, like stealing stuff in stores that I want, fondling attractive ladies, etc.

 

[Cronqvist]

Throwing steamroller, or is in special cases tank trucks which i would mistakenly call "oil tankers" at my enemies. A cookie for the reference.

 

[open trap]

Probably conquer the world.

 

[Cronqvist]

Throwing steam rollers, or in special cases tank trucks which i would mistakenly call "oil tanker" at my enemies. Oh yeah and there was this nasty trick with the throwing knives, which would stop midair before impacting until i resume the flow of time.

A cookie for the reference.

 

[Croaker42]

Well if I did not age while time was stopped I would do allot of learning. (Play the piano, write or get a few extra hours of gaming in.)
If I did age when time was stopped I would just go apeshit on humanity. (Steal shit and cause terrible accidents to people.)

 

[Drauden]

As for my enemies....I would position a pie in front of their faces so that when I unfreeze time it would go SPLAT!!! I would have revenge and they would never ever know it was me.

Oh what fun.

Part of the fun with revenge, to me at least, is their faces when they know it was you.

 

[RootbeerJello]

I know that I'd start off just doing small things like getting extra sleep, or more time to get coursework done. But soon I'd end up stealing the odd bit of food like a chocolate bar and from there carry on until I end up with a God complex and start doing a Light Yagami.

I'd probably use my extra time to collect teacups and think about how to catch this fellow who's stopping time to kill criminals.

 

[Amphoteric]

I would put a different hat on somebody everytime they said a word.

 

[sirkickass]

I'd do my assignment, which is due tomorrow...

WHICH I SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW!

Procrastination, ftw haha

OT: I would have to remove everyones clothing piece by piece, then i would re-fill someones beer glass everytime they finished it. Just mind-fucking everyone basically

 

[sirkickass]

I wouldn't be able to do anything. Speed is expressed in units of distance per unit time hence affecting any motion over a 0 units time frame would result in a divide by 0 error. Alternatively, if I used units of time per unit distance, then doing anything over a 0 time frame would necessarily result in 0 motion.

That all depends on if time was relevant to you or everyone else

 

[Mstrswrd]

"MUDA-DA. MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! ZA WARUDO!
Toki Wo Tomare!! .....Soshite, toki ga ugoki desu..."

"MUDA-DA... WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"


Lets See who gets this (note, it is about time stopping).

 

[Snowpact]

Get the world record for a rubik's cube solve

We have a winner!


I think I would do all the things that everybody else is suggesting. Being a prankster, sleep extra, learn things very quickly. The last would be very handy with my musicianship, since I could learn songs people are suggesting "on-stage" and also I would suddenly become very good at
"improvising", ghehe.

 

[darksaber64x]

If time froze completely, moving anything would cause so incredibly much friction, since anything that moved while time was stopped just moved at an infinite speed, causing utter annihilation to anything you touched (including yourself) during paused time.

That'd be a terrible, and useless power.

=(

 

[Ledan]

I would use it to make my life easier. Take money that I want, play games when I want, but if I could choose what to freeze....
Anything I'm touching won't be affected by the freeze thing. So I would use it to spend an infinite with my girlfriend, at a sunset somwhere.
It would solve all my life problems, because I would always have money, and all the time I need to finish exams, coursework, and writing books.
I presume that, since I can freeze time, I would gain proficiency, and eventually become immortal.
WAIT! this isn't some odd power in which YOU STILL AGE while doing it, right?