If you could take credit for ANY invention, what would it be?

[ThaBenMan]

Video Games.

I would be your god.

 

[Guy32]

Those little umbrellas and swords you stick in your drinks. I'm cool with either one if I cant have both.

 

[Silver Patriot]

The GUI interface. Nothing to fancy, just something that would make me rich.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Religion.

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I'll raise your "religion. [/thread]" with...

Life.

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I'll raise your "Life. [/thread]" with...

THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. (but I won't say, "/thread" because I think it's really obnoxious and arrogant.)

And if I can't get that one, then I'll just go with currency. Yep, I invented currency, and you've been using quite a lot of it without my permission. Pay the fuck up.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Fire

 

[SirDerick]

Fire.

Then I force taxes on anyone who uses it.

But Sir Derick, fire was a discovery, not an invention
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[Steppin Razor]

Language. All of them.

And then I'll charge royalties for using my invention.

 

[Shimmyshake]

The left kidney. Without me you'd only have one, and that's just not quite enough. Oh and space travel.

 

[SD-Fiend]

life I own all your souls

 

[Freedomario]

Air... now give me my 999 trillion dollars

 

[Slenn]

A future invention: The warp gate, teleportation, or
An invention that exists: Cookies, milk, pasta, pesto, and all manner of food, oh yes and nerdyness altogether. I don't think I'd take life or the universe, I don't think I could be powerful enough to handle that responsibility, plus if there's one food that I'd never get sick of it's cookies and milk.

 

[signingupforgames]

Thought.
Now think with fastidious invention and marvel at my genius.

 

[blaqknoise]

Velcro shoes =D

 

[oktalist]

The pet rock. I mean, the guy made a million dollars!

I had an idea like that once. It was called the jump to conclusions mat. You see, it would be this mat, that you would put on the floor, and it would have conclusions, written on it, that you could jump to.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

This is the LAST time I'm gonna say this, I INVENTED THE PHONE! Alexander Graham Bell came into the future (JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO) and stole my idea!! BASTARD!

 

[Pinstar]

Steam Power

 

[Treeinthewoods]

The vagina.

Also, war. War for vagina specifically.

 

[ratmen]

The wheel

 

[AngryPuppy]

By take credit, do you mean also get paid for said invention? Then the wheel. Yeah, I'd buy a few planets.