If you could take credit for ANY invention, what would it be?

[SD-Fiend]

sex I need no thanks just make sure it doesn't go under used

 

[Plurralbles]

The microwave oven.

 

[oktalist]

Using a Doom-like engine to create a first-person point-and-click adventure game. I had that idea yonks before Normality was released.

 

[Nickthequick]

Monkey bread, the most delicious of all desserts.

 

[Simalacrum]

Religion.

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I'll raise your "religion. [/thread]" with...

Life.

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I'll raise your "Life. [/thread]" with...

THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. (but I won't say, "/thread" because I think it's really obnoxious and arrogant.)

And if I can't get that one, then I'll just go with currency. Yep, I invented currency, and you've been using quite a lot of it without my permission. Pay the fuck up.

...Dammit!

Errrmmmm

I see your FUCKING UNIVERSE...

and raise you the space that the universe fills in the first place!

 

[Double A]

The lightsaber.

I know, aren't I?

 

[Spiner909]

Taking credit for one invention isn't going to change anything. Try to rule over it, and it will simply be stolen.

Well, I suppose I'd take the idea of world peace.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Religion.

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I'll raise your "religion. [/thread]" with...

Life.

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I'll raise your "Life. [/thread]" with...

THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. (but I won't say, "/thread" because I think it's really obnoxious and arrogant.)

And if I can't get that one, then I'll just go with currency. Yep, I invented currency, and you've been using quite a lot of it without my permission. Pay the fuck up.

...Dammit!

Errrmmmm

I see your FUCKING UNIVERSE...

and raise you the space that the universe fills in the first place!

I see. Then I will have no choice but to see your space the universe fills in the first place...and raise you Kratos.

Before you attempt to beat that, may I remind you that we are talking about a man who beats multiple gods to death with his bare fists.


[small]and I realize that this is a pretty cheap move, but I make no apologies.[/small]

 

[drunksniper999]

Chuck Norris and Oreos. I win.

 

[linkblade91]

Fire
My invention would be the root cause of our civilization's existence. Without it, all of your other creations might have never been invented/discovered/etc.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

The internet! Now pay me rent!

This, or:

-Flush toilettes (you're welcome world)
-silicon chips (you're welcome everyone who uses a computer as we know them)
-democracy (then make Canada come first MUAHAHAAAAAA!)

And the disposable silicone condom

 

[sinsfire]

can't believe no one said either of these;

WD-40 &
Duct Tape

The only tools you ever really need, if it moves and it shouldn't use the duct tape, if it doesn't move and it should use the WD-40

Enjoy world, you're welcome.

 

[Caligulove]

the Pacemaker

make Dick Cheney my ***** and do all my housework or something

 

[blindraven]

fire!
...taken

food!
...too generic

ok how bout this, clothing! then if not for me, everyone would always be naked, a possible nicety until you realize how annoying the weather is on bare skin 24/7

 

[Quesa]

The button that strikes trolls dead.

 

[nezroy]

The intermittent windshield wiper!

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

God.
And bacon.
And Nintendo.
I am AWESOME!

 

[dalek sec]

Warhammer 40K, from what I've heard I'd make an assload because of how much the kits and model's cost.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

THE herbs and spices, you know the ones.