If you could tame and domesticate one exotic animal.....

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Terminate421 said:
A penguin.



The cutest little things on earth,

Id name him Grif and I'd train it to get me a coke when I said "wantacoke"
I'm going to have to agree with you right here. Penguin. Lovely creatures.

The only concern I have is having enough space for it.
 

Dfskelleton

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A large bear. If I could keep that from murdering me, then I would be overjoyed to have one. Cleaning up after it would suck, but while it's awesome enough having a bear, think of what burglars would think if they tried to get into my house.
"Alright, this'll loo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
 

-Samurai-

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Her name is Talya and she lives at the zoo where I work. Her brother, Viktor, is sitting next to her. Go Amur Tigers!

 

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DANEgerous said:
I totally want a Fox as well. I gave one food and had it as a pseudopet, it was the mist hilarious animal i have ever witnessed. It would just randomly pounce on things, it tried to walk only on his front paws making it look like it wanted be be a vacuum cleaner, It loved my pool and several time found it on a raft and even jumping off the diving board, he just generally acted like he loved life.
what happened to it? i want to learn more.
 

Captain Pirate

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A Lion.
I would ride it around as well, like a horse.
Popping down to the shops for some ice cream... ON LION-BACK!
Greatest thing ever.
 

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Mortai Gravesend said:
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Mortai Gravesend said:
A dragon. Dragons are exotic, right? Though I'd be penniless trying to feed the damn thing and deal with the lawsuits... Maybe I could make some money off of being the only person with a dragon.
Lawsuits? Fuck that, you've got a dragon!
I don't want them to roll out the tanks and send out planes to kill it D=
Ghidorah? It looks like a dragon and tanks won't do shit. Plus it has three heads which is bitchin'
Okay, now that one looks awesome. And if it's invulnerable to tanks... >=D
Fawxy said:
I want a fucking honey badger

HONEY BADGERS DON'T GIVE A SHIT
A Honey Badger Dragon.

I rest my case.
 

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King of Asgaard said:
Since dragons, fictional creatures, have appeared in this thread, I'd like to own a Rathalos. Basically the same as a dragon, only this one just won't FUCKING die.
I see your Rathalos and rise you an Alatreon.
 

devilofthemist

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if it has to be real, a cheetah, because they are the only big cats that purr, they FUCKING PURR and MEOW,

if it can be imaginary, probably a my little pony or somthing
 

Mr.Mattress

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Orangutans. His Name would be Sir Greensward Helios (Insert my last name here), and we would take using sign language.

Why would I want an Orangutan? Because they are awesome!

Why would I wanna talk to an Ape? To connect with it, as well as to study Ape Culture (Like, see if they have any religious ideas or anything. Why hasn't anyone done that before? I dunno)
 

DANEgerous

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bullet_sandw1ch said:
DANEgerous said:
I totally want a Fox as well. I gave one food and had it as a pseudopet, it was the mist hilarious animal i have ever witnessed. It would just randomly pounce on things, it tried to walk only on his front paws making it look like it wanted be be a vacuum cleaner, It loved my pool and several time found it on a raft and even jumping off the diving board, he just generally acted like he loved life.
what happened to it? i want to learn more.
To be honest i think it found a mate it had a kit with it the few final times it visited and slowly just stopped coming to my house more or less, i think the one I found first as passed on but its children pass through on occasion. They love tomatoes and anything made with tomatoes, that is one way I can call them on occasion a large batch of tomatoes that are about to go bad will almost always get one down here.

Also they can make a rather fantastic array of noises from something that sounds almost like an alien song of gurgled hums to somewhat horrifying screams. They tend to be rather social and can even become so attached to a mate they become monogamous and raise their young till they "move out" as in hunt on their own and no longer return to their den. the first most frinfly one i named "Reynard" after a tale about a fox, I have called his two offspring Steve
(LOL Tekken reference) and Amy because i just thought she looked like an Amy. all 3 have sat rather close to me and i even got to pet Reynard. Fascinating animals, almost human in some ways... almost that is.
 

bobmus

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I want a duck-billed platypus. They be bitchin'.
Look at it, it looks so fucking happy.
http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/images/ic/credit/640x395/p/pl/platypus/platypus_1.jpg&sa=X&ei=dS6KT867C-qR0AXGpNDRCQ&ved=0CAwQ8wc4Gg&usg=AFQjCNEMacUNmSr60bj0DkyNJR3rJo_FYQ

...Seriously, I got ninja'd to this?!
 

Frission

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Has anyone already said a tiger? Because a tiger would be awesome. A lot of life's problem could be solved by saying " I have a tiger".
 

rayen020

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fictional - my D&D pet, an owlbear, named feathers.
nonfictional - hmmm... perhaps a dolphin. only if i have a beach house though. Otherwise, a hawk would be nice. Or a Falcon. i would teach it to be thrown and attack people's face whenever i said "falcon punch!"
 

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Terminate421 said:
A penguin.



The cutest little things on earth,

Id name him Grif and I'd train it to get me a coke when I said "wantacoke"
I just like to think of the future, when penguins will have advanced enough to be little waiters. Imagine that cute little animal walking around with a silver platter :D