If you could turn into 3 things?
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1) bird, preferably a good flyer like a hawk.
Details: Self. Powered. Flight. There's no way it's NOT the most amazing feeling in the world. Also, I'd get around pretty fast.
2) A tropical salt water fish with good senses.
Details: so I can lounge around tropical coral reefs. They're so beautiful and serene. I specifically mentioned good senses because a lot of fish have poor senses and that would kinda ruin it.
3) Just a different person, as different as possible but same age.
Details: no I don't hate myself. But if I'd keep the fact that we are one and the same person a secret there is limitless potential for pranks, as wel as more crafty schemes. Sort of like the grey fox's mask IRL. Same age because 99% of schemes I can come up with right now need a second person of roughly the same age. For example: getting two free drinks at a first-drink-is-free bar isn't really gonna work if my second identity is 76years old. As different as possible because 2 identities in the exact same social caste don't have much scheme-potential.
1 and 2 should be animals that are at the top of their food chains and have very little chance of being killed by man, since animal life is pretty harsh and having to watch your back like your life depends on it would ruin the fun.
Details: Self. Powered. Flight. There's no way it's NOT the most amazing feeling in the world. Also, I'd get around pretty fast.
2) A tropical salt water fish with good senses.
Details: so I can lounge around tropical coral reefs. They're so beautiful and serene. I specifically mentioned good senses because a lot of fish have poor senses and that would kinda ruin it.
3) Just a different person, as different as possible but same age.
Details: no I don't hate myself. But if I'd keep the fact that we are one and the same person a secret there is limitless potential for pranks, as wel as more crafty schemes. Sort of like the grey fox's mask IRL. Same age because 99% of schemes I can come up with right now need a second person of roughly the same age. For example: getting two free drinks at a first-drink-is-free bar isn't really gonna work if my second identity is 76years old. As different as possible because 2 identities in the exact same social caste don't have much scheme-potential.
1 and 2 should be animals that are at the top of their food chains and have very little chance of being killed by man, since animal life is pretty harsh and having to watch your back like your life depends on it would ruin the fun.
1. a ghost (IE invisible able to pass through walls)
2. a AI (able to be stored on a 2GB stick and able to use computers from the inside out)
3. and a fighter MADE OUT OF BICEPS!
2. a AI (able to be stored on a 2GB stick and able to use computers from the inside out)
3. and a fighter MADE OUT OF BICEPS!
A dragon. Mainy as it'd be awesome to be able to fly, be massive, breathe fire and all that jazz.
Not technically a 'thing' but being able to turn invisible would be useful for many, many reasons.
A girl. It'd have its perks and uses...
Not technically a 'thing' but being able to turn invisible would be useful for many, many reasons.
A girl. It'd have its perks and uses...
1: Werewolf. Because awesome, I simply don't need any other reason.
2: A warhammer 40k ork, because ever since dressing up as one for halloween, I discovered there is just no more destructively joyful way to live than the orkish way.
3: Freakazoid. Just...freakazoid.
2: A warhammer 40k ork, because ever since dressing up as one for halloween, I discovered there is just no more destructively joyful way to live than the orkish way.
3: Freakazoid. Just...freakazoid.
1.) A Raptor (the avian kind, not the dino kind)
They're cool, plus they can fly (can't really decide which one though)
2.) Ninja
They're cool, plus having their abilities would be really useful.
3.) Not sure, but I'm thinking jinchūriki of the one tail Shukaku. I'd be able to control and manipulate sand, which would be so cool. But then there's that whole Shukaku would eat away at my personality and leading me to having severe insomnia.
They're cool, plus they can fly (can't really decide which one though)
2.) Ninja
They're cool, plus having their abilities would be really useful.
3.) Not sure, but I'm thinking jinchūriki of the one tail Shukaku. I'd be able to control and manipulate sand, which would be so cool. But then there's that whole Shukaku would eat away at my personality and leading me to having severe insomnia.
Werewolf
Detail:Like the ones in Skyrim
T-Rex
Detail:Because ITS A F***ING T-REX THATS WHY
Diablo
Details:The one from the game Diablo (and this versionhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111101212206/diablo/images/b/b7/Diablo.jpg)
Sorry for the long link
Detail:Like the ones in Skyrim
T-Rex
Detail:Because ITS A F***ING T-REX THATS WHY
Diablo
Details:The one from the game Diablo (and this versionhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111101212206/diablo/images/b/b7/Diablo.jpg)
Sorry for the long link
1. An attractive young girl.
2. An attractive young woman.
3. An attractive older woman.
Details: I've more or less gotten over violence and power fantasies(at least for now), so I really don't care about becoming a fire breathing, flying lizard or a Transformer. I'd rather free-load off some desperate, decent looking gamer.
I could've chosen a fire breathing, flying woman but that would be silly.
2. An attractive young woman.
3. An attractive older woman.
Details: I've more or less gotten over violence and power fantasies(at least for now), so I really don't care about becoming a fire breathing, flying lizard or a Transformer. I'd rather free-load off some desperate, decent looking gamer.
I could've chosen a fire breathing, flying woman but that would be silly.
1. A girl, because I've always wanted to see what being female is like, and also I do occasionally crossdress anyway for the fun of it.
2. A cat, because cats are awesome, independent, and if I had to reincarnate as an animal (assuming the Hindus are right) then I would love to be a cat anyway.
3. A real-life wizard, because magic would be so cool to use, and I would have the chance to actually say "A Wizard Did It" and actually be serious!
2. A cat, because cats are awesome, independent, and if I had to reincarnate as an animal (assuming the Hindus are right) then I would love to be a cat anyway.
3. A real-life wizard, because magic would be so cool to use, and I would have the chance to actually say "A Wizard Did It" and actually be serious!
Hm... hard to say.
1. She-Hulk: strong, tough, and... well... y'know...
2. A Dragon: I get to fly and breath fire, enough said.
3. A shapeshifter: ... its that cheating? If so, then I'd go with either a Pegasus or Unicorn Pony... for obvious reasons.
1. She-Hulk: strong, tough, and... well... y'know...
2. A Dragon: I get to fly and breath fire, enough said.
3. A shapeshifter: ... its that cheating? If so, then I'd go with either a Pegasus or Unicorn Pony... for obvious reasons.
1. A writer because I kinda like the idea of being a writer.
2. The rain because I like the rain and I want to know what it'd be like to hang around the world like rain does.
3. Any other person. Being someone else for like a day would give you a pretty good grasp on your own life, that whole "walk a mile in someone else's shoes" crap.
2. The rain because I like the rain and I want to know what it'd be like to hang around the world like rain does.
3. Any other person. Being someone else for like a day would give you a pretty good grasp on your own life, that whole "walk a mile in someone else's shoes" crap.
1: womanz for teh llulz
2: eagle or condor or albatross. Anything with large graceful wings that actually does fly. I'll go with eagle.
3: First i wanted something fishlike to explore the ocean, but then I remembered that I am fucking scared of the ocean. so that's no. I think i'll take a version of myself with wings. And also with a full head of hair, so that i will never go bald!
i am a vain man.
2: eagle or condor or albatross. Anything with large graceful wings that actually does fly. I'll go with eagle.
3: First i wanted something fishlike to explore the ocean, but then I remembered that I am fucking scared of the ocean. so that's no. I think i'll take a version of myself with wings. And also with a full head of hair, so that i will never go bald!
i am a vain man.
1. A Beyonder Angel from Dan Simmons' Endymion Omnibus. Because goddammit I want that suit and I could cruise through space.
2. The Doctor. Regeneration x TARDIS x Go wherever the fuck I want = FUN.
3. A Culture System class GSV. 80 kilometers of ass kicking, hyperintelligent spaceship, filled with smaller spacefaring warships and able support billions of lifeforms. Oh and the ability to take on 230,000,000,000 simple warships - representative of the combined force of an entire lesser civilisation - alone.
2. The Doctor. Regeneration x TARDIS x Go wherever the fuck I want = FUN.
3. A Culture System class GSV. 80 kilometers of ass kicking, hyperintelligent spaceship, filled with smaller spacefaring warships and able support billions of lifeforms. Oh and the ability to take on 230,000,000,000 simple warships - representative of the combined force of an entire lesser civilisation - alone.
I'll go in order of most realistic to least realistic:
1. Officer in the U.S. Army; specifically the Airborne
Details: I'm already planning to head down this path after college, but life tends to throw things at long term plans. But, if nothing goes utterly wrong this should still happen. My dad was in the Airborne, so I feel 'closest' to that section of the military. Though I think they're called Air-mobile now.
2. Dictator of my own small country
Details: Bah, who doesn't want to be a loved-yet-feared dictator running a small yet populous nation under an iron (yet fair?) fist? Is it wrong I want my name chanted by crowds while I'm dressed in a silly uniform? Maybe a hat with a big fluffy thing of feathers...
Of course, if I didn't get removed in a bloody coup by somebody even crazier than myself it just wouldn't be a proper dictatorship! Who wants to be my replacement?
3. Tyghateek
Details: Alien species I created, if you're bothered enough to want to know what they are just send me a message. Too lazy/apathetic to post all the details here.
1. Officer in the U.S. Army; specifically the Airborne
Details: I'm already planning to head down this path after college, but life tends to throw things at long term plans. But, if nothing goes utterly wrong this should still happen. My dad was in the Airborne, so I feel 'closest' to that section of the military. Though I think they're called Air-mobile now.
2. Dictator of my own small country
Details: Bah, who doesn't want to be a loved-yet-feared dictator running a small yet populous nation under an iron (yet fair?) fist? Is it wrong I want my name chanted by crowds while I'm dressed in a silly uniform? Maybe a hat with a big fluffy thing of feathers...
Of course, if I didn't get removed in a bloody coup by somebody even crazier than myself it just wouldn't be a proper dictatorship! Who wants to be my replacement?
3. Tyghateek
Details: Alien species I created, if you're bothered enough to want to know what they are just send me a message. Too lazy/apathetic to post all the details here.
