If you could use one computer function in real life...

[DoctorWhat]

Ctrl+Alt+Delete -> Task Manager -> Turn off "Procrastination" "Tiredness". Run Application "Hyper intelligence" "Motivation" "Awesomeness".

That, or a sleep button. Sometimes it takes a bit long to find dreamland, and I never manage to take a nap.

Terminating these processes may cause system instability. Are you sure you wish to proceed?

 

[zen5887]

A quicksave and quickload thing would be amazingly handy!

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Ctrl+Alt+Delete -> Task Manager -> Turn off "Procrastination" "Tiredness". Run Application "Hyper intelligence" "Motivation" "Awesomeness".

That, or a sleep button. Sometimes it takes a bit long to find dreamland, and I never manage to take a nap.

Terminating these processes may cause system instability. Are you sure you wish to proceed?

*Blatantly ignores any warning messages as usual, and clicks Yes*

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I can imagine Ctrl+Z being popular with the emo crowd.

For me, sound control, so whenever someone rolls by blasting horrible, horrible, Hannah Montana music at stadium sound levels... peace and quiet, and them going "WTF!?".

*EDIT* Also refresh, for those times when you are feeling pretty grungy and tired, hit 'F5' and be reinvigorated.

 

[DoctorWhat]

Ctrl+Alt+Delete -> Task Manager -> Turn off "Procrastination" "Tiredness". Run Application "Hyper intelligence" "Motivation" "Awesomeness".

That, or a sleep button. Sometimes it takes a bit long to find dreamland, and I never manage to take a nap.

Terminating these processes may cause system instability. Are you sure you wish to proceed?

*Blatantly ignores any warning messages as usual, and clicks Yes*

 

[Senial]

The back button!

 

[Syntax Error]

Ctrl+Alt+Delete -> Task Manager -> Turn off "Procrastination" "Tiredness". Run Application "Hyper intelligence" "Motivation" "Awesomeness".

That, or a sleep button. Sometimes it takes a bit long to find dreamland, and I never manage to take a nap.

Terminating these processes may cause system instability. Are you sure you wish to proceed?

*Blatantly ignores any warning messages as usual, and clicks Yes*

Damn, who knew BSOD's can follow you in real life?

Seriously though, if it's one function, it's gonna have to be Ctrl + Z. Copy and Cut isn't worth a damn without Paste, unless you can materialize the buffer/clipboard.

 

[El Poncho]

Ctrl+Alt+Del

 

[asinann]

End

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Ctrl+Alt+Delete -> Task Manager -> Turn off "Procrastination" "Tiredness". Run Application "Hyper intelligence" "Motivation" "Awesomeness".

That, or a sleep button. Sometimes it takes a bit long to find dreamland, and I never manage to take a nap.

Terminating these processes may cause system instability. Are you sure you wish to proceed?

*Blatantly ignores any warning messages as usual, and clicks Yes*

*Warning! Shut-down imminent. Respiratory functions disabled. Automatic eye lubrication systems disabled. Automatic oral saliva disposal system disabled. Life signs below safety threshold. Attempting system reboot. 1%, 5%, 20%, 50%, 70%, 90%, 99%, 99%, 99%, 99%, 99%, 99%, 99%, 99%. System reboot failure. Advise manual reboot. AI interface out.*

 

[Knight Templar]

Console Commands.
Spawn shotgun, activate god-mode, hang on I think I've heard of this from somewhere...

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Delete would be infinitely useful.Why?

I CAN DELETE TWILIGHT!!! And Stephenie Meyer, Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers, Jack Thompson, Uwe Boll... oh yeah, Fox News too.

 

[jimduckie]

install a mac os because my windows is so buggy and virus prone that it doesn't work or a button to turn off that little voice in ur head , ie the are you sure you want to do this yes or no thingy

 

[rekabdarb]

ctrl F

 

[Madshaw]

Copy/Paste. I would copy/paste my wallet constantly. >.>

ninjad

 

[Ray De Ation]

If my life had a big button marked "Start", I might actually get things done during the day.

 

[timmytom1]

Either task manger or system restore should ever anything happen

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

F8 during boot up, boot to last system restore.

Just in case I fuck something up.

Also want registry editor. If you know computers, you should know why.

 

[timmytom1]

So very many.

Delete 'Idiots' would be all I can think of for now though.

That would wipe out 90 odd% of the world`s population,you`d bring an end to humankind and be the greatest genocidal manic in human history

 

[Squedee]

"Escape"(Damn schooltests) and "Insert"(Cookie if ya get it XD)

does getting it involve haing a sick mind?
cuz if it does i think ive figured it out lol
also virus protection