If you could voice one gaming Character

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Fortune smiles- a gaming producer overheard you talking to someone and says he heard something in your voice that he can't find in any of the people they usually hire. He wants you to voice a returning character in the next sequel to your favourite ongoing franchise, and you will have a ton of cool lines!

But he expect you to put your best foot forward in the delivery... which character will it be?

Captcha: say cheese!

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Zombie Luis Sera in Resident Evil 7. The challenges of playing an undead Spaniard would be thrilling.

 

[SlaveNumber23]

None, I don't think there are any characters that wouldn't be ruined for me by my subpar voice acting.

 

[Chester Rabbit]

Duke Nukem or Sam Fisher OOOORRR Quan Chi.

 

[The Wykydtron]

I would love to voice Hazama from BlazBlue. It would be a HUGE undertaking since both his English and Japanese voices are fucking fantastic already and a Hazama with shit voice acting would singlehandedly ruin the entire story mode. Not even an exaggeration.

I prefer his English one personally (talking about CSEX since his English VA changed every single game.) Nakamura got the crazy, all powerful mass murderer side (AKA Terumi) down perfectly. Whereas Erholtz got the trololol "i'm just a police officer, don't mind me" Hazama down amazingly, where he's ripping the piss out of everything and everyone just because he can.

Let's just say I vastly prefer Hazama to Terumi. Let's see if that statement holds up when Chrono Phantasma comes around because apparently Hazama and Terumi are separate playable characters. Wonder if he'll pull an P4A's Elisabeth or CS Vanilla Rachel where the curse of super powerful unbeatable characters in the canon translates as ridiculously low tier in actual gameplay.

 

[An Inferior]

Gordon Freeman. Easiest job ever.

 

[Dominic Crossman]

Gordon Freeman. Easiest job ever.

I'd love this charcter to have only one line during some important cutscene and then for the other charcters to just turn around and say something along the lines of, no wonder you say mute.

OT; I'd love to do the English translation to any JRPG, the dubbing is usually meh at best and oh god thats bad at worst.

 

[Albino Boo]

Its has to be Boo the miniature giant space hamster.

 

[Caiphus]

What character would be improved beyond doubt by my British-New Zealand accent? I'd have to say Mario.

 

[Vale]

Lol nope. My voice is the most grating thing since nails on chalkboard, so me voice acting is way out of the question.

 

[deserteagleeye]

Asura from Asura's wrath just see how long I'd last before I start coughing up blood.

 

[Carnagath]

Ben, in a potential sequel to Full Throttle. "When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try."

The narrator in a potential sequel to the Dungeon Keeper series. Delightfully malevolent.

 

[NoeL]

Link, hands down.

Gordon Freeman. Easiest job ever.

God dammit... beaten to the punch.

Oh well, maybe they're casting me for a new cartoon series? "Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

Nailed it.

 

[Lovely Mixture]

The units from the Starcraft games. In Starcraft 1, they were always such an upbeat bunch.

"I'm just curious, why am I so good?"
"Yeah I'm goin!"
"SCV good to go, sir."
"Call the shot."

 

[G-Force]

I'll say Teddie from Persona 4 mainly because I have the most experience playing him.

http://youtu.be/zwwKuPMAEEA?t=3m49s

 

[vv85]

Any character in a Dragon ball Z game

HWAAAAAhhh


HUUAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


HYAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

etc etc

I just have to get really constipated first

 

[stormeris]

Nothing, i have a terrible voice.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I'd be happy as any NPC in a Mass Effect game, but a turian would be preferable, 'cause turians be cool.
A krogan is fine too.
...Or a quarian...
...Or making whooshing noises...
...Or a rock...

 

[King of Asgaard]

Zaeed Massani, for two reasons.

Firstly, I genuinely liked his character, he was one of two human Mass Effect characters I think was really cool, with the other being Miranda.

Secondly, I've been told that my impression of him is quite close to the mark, so maybe I could try and fill the void left by Robin Sachs's untimely departure from the mortal coil.