If you could win the Guinness world record for anything, what would it be?

[cheese_wizington]

I'd be best dressed. You?

 

[Jezzeh]

There's a world record for 'Best Dressed'...?

I'd prefer for it to be the land speed record because, for me, that'd be pretty much badass. I'm into cars (thanks, Dad) and I have an insatiable need for speed and adrenaline. I'm that girl that loves bungee jumping and skydiving and riding all the ridiculous shit-your-pants thrill rides and doing all that other stupid stuff that even most of my guy friends are terrified of doing.

So yeah. Land speed record.

 

[SimuLord]

If I could get someone to pay for it, "Most graduate-level college degrees." No corporate-job bullshit, just learning for learning's sake for a lifetime.

 

[TheEvilJester]

I'd like to have the World Record for having the most hours logged into a single Pokemon game. Believe me I'll try.

 

[apersonstandingbehindyou]

Had sexual intercoarse with X number of women in a year

 

[SimuLord]

Had sexual intercoarse with X number of women in a year

Have a nice AIDS.

 

[apersonstandingbehindyou]

Touche

 

[HT_Black]

"Most armed soldiers and trained attack dogs killed in the same fistfight (while living to tell the tale)".

I can't think of a better one to set, with the possible exception of "fastest time and least words used to defuse a hostage situation".

 

[CouchCommando]

1st man to circumvent the globe solo in a open tinny. Or something similarly manly.

 

[Avaholic03]

1st man to circumvent the globe solo in a open tinny. Or something similarly manly.

You don't get a world record for doing something first. It has to be biggest, fastest, etc.

OT: longest consecutive time staying awake. Sleeping is just annoying, and wastes ~1/3 of your life.

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

Best at "Being Brilliant!"


And also "Best at Puns"

Cause of "Guinness" c wut i did thar?

(That's a pun right? I don't even know anymore)

 

[The Root Beer Guy]

The world record for owning the most Tolkien related items.

 

[Sacman]

For nose picking!!!

 

[hittite]

sexiest man on Earth.
Yeah.

 

[Arcticflame]

Worst at finishing sentences in the

 

[Nouw]

For being the most-badass man alive on Earth. Or for being the only man to beat 1000 fully grown men in a fist-fight.

 

[Canadian Briton]

Most money and power in the world. I WOULD OWN ALL YOU BITCHES!/end joke

 

[Cazza]

Predicting coin tosses.

 

[ultrachicken]

Had sexual intercoarse with X number of women in a year without getting STDs

Have a nice AIDS.

He seems to have made a typing error. Fixed it.