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SmileyBat said:
For me, it would be lolicon and pedophilia in general.
I'd go a step further and just wish that all child abuse would disappear forever, either that or war... actually I'd try to make the most general wish the genie would allow for generally removing suffering while keeping the world interesting enough.
 

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Individualism. No more characteristic differences. Just clones of one another.

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No wait..Darwinism could kill us. Nah, we have the technology.
 

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Bacon, because it just looks and smells nasty and so people will stop trying to shove it my face. And so people would stop using it as a means for bad humor against Muslims.
How dare you get rid of bacon!
OT:I would try to get rid of Chuck Norris just to see what happens.
 

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Quazimofo said:
RT-Medic-with-shotgun said:
Everything that George Carlin saw wrong with the world.

Because it would be an awesome result.
i hope you take religion out of that list, because despite the zealots, it is an enforcer of morals, and also makes a fuck ton of people content in the belief that when they die, it isnt the end. i know i would be a goddamn hedonist if i didnt hope that being good would get me more than just tiny ass short term gain, in the form of not a fuck ton of suffering.
I bolded the reason why religion should be removed from this world.
 

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Religion, so the human race can grow up, stop halting scientific progress, stop fighting over something so pointless and learn to enjoy life for what it is.
 

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Fanatics of any ideology, because there are plenty of people who conform to a religion out there (and atheists) who would rather just live their lives as they so wish instead of having to get verbally thrashed by overly vocal atheists and religious zealots alike. Would help people just well, believe in what they want to, and not be criticized for being immoral or being a moron who halts progress.
 

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Clowns.
Thespian said:
Quazimofo said:
RT-Medic-with-shotgun said:
Everything that George Carlin saw wrong with the world.

Because it would be an awesome result.
i hope you take religion out of that list, because despite the zealots, it is an enforcer of morals, and also makes a fuck ton of people content in the belief that when they die, it isnt the end. i know i would be a goddamn hedonist if i didnt hope that being good would get me more than just tiny ass short term gain, in the form of not a fuck ton of suffering.
I bolded the reason why religion should be removed from this world.
Do you mean the way he doesn't realize that doing something (being good, in this case) because you think it'll give you maximum pleasure is actually as hedonistic as you can get? Or do you mean something else?
 

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Thespian said:
Quazimofo said:
RT-Medic-with-shotgun said:
Everything that George Carlin saw wrong with the world.

Because it would be an awesome result.
i hope you take religion out of that list, because despite the zealots, it is an enforcer of morals, and also makes a fuck ton of people content in the belief that when they die, it isnt the end. i know i would be a goddamn hedonist if i didnt hope that being good would get me more than just tiny ass short term gain, in the form of not a fuck ton of suffering.
I bolded the reason why religion should be removed from this world.
just a personal example. the point is religion is a moderating force on an otherwise brutish people. imagine how worse things would have been if all the really big people had no reason not to rape your wife, steal your food, and kill you for shits and giggles way back before society developed, in no small part around common religious views. it also provides content, feeling of security, and happiness in believers.
 

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Quazimofo said:
just a personal example. the point is religion is a moderating force on an otherwise brutish people. imagine how worse things would have been if all the really big people had no reason not to rape your wife, steal your food, and kill you for shits and giggles way back before society developed, in no small part around common religious views. it also provides content, feeling of security, and happiness in believers.
I'd like to know how society will progress when all that stops people from raping my significant other stealing my food and ending my life is the assorted stories that essentially has the same amount of credibility as your average fairy tales. Also, you think people randomly killed raped and stole before society developed?
1. When exactly did society "develop"? Talk about a vague statement.
2. What, if any, evidence do you have to support that?
Religion is little more than an excuse not to do something bad when someone never would have done it anyway. It takes a very specific and twisted mind for someone to bring themselves to murder or rape, and most people simply cannot, it's nothing to do with logic.
The most effective thing I've seen religion used as is a banner to rally the troops behind when going to war.
 

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Donnyp said:
SmileyBat said:
For me, it would be lolicon and pedophilia in general.
WHY NOT JUST GET RID OF CANDY! lol. Had to.

OT: I would wish that everyone who isn't as logical or as smart as me would cease to exist. Not dead just not here lol.
I would rather be dead than nonexistant. Also, this wish would make you the dumbest person on the planet 0.o
 

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Thespian said:
Quazimofo said:
just a personal example. the point is religion is a moderating force on an otherwise brutish people. imagine how worse things would have been if all the really big people had no reason not to rape your wife, steal your food, and kill you for shits and giggles way back before society developed, in no small part around common religious views. it also provides content, feeling of security, and happiness in believers.
I'd like to know how society will progress when all that stops people from raping my significant other stealing my food and ending my life is the assorted stories that essentially has the same amount of credibility as your average fairy tales. Also, you think people randomly killed raped and stole before society developed?
1. When exactly did society "develop"? Talk about a vague statement.
2. What, if any, evidence do you have to support that?
Religion is little more than an excuse not to do something bad when someone never would have done it anyway. It takes a very specific and twisted mind for someone to bring themselves to murder or rape, and most people simply cannot, it's nothing to do with logic.
The most effective thing I've seen religion used as is a banner to rally the troops behind when going to war.
Think of religion as a viral moral code rather than the institution you are visualizing. People follow the moral code and it makes the world better, the institution itself is questionable.

Here for visual aid: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1899#comic
 

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STDs

There, I just stopped the spread AIDS. You're welcome.
screw jesus, we got a new one to worship. With wacky parties! Everybody come !Free booze is in the fridge next to my pool, come naked .
 

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The strong nuclear force. I feel like destroying existence today. Also it would solve every problem ever.

CM156 said:
STDs

There, I just stopped the spread AIDS. You're welcome.
Also increased everyone's sexual partners count tenfold.