If you could work for Escapist what would you do?

[Mr Pantomime]

Cosplay guy. I know next to nothing about it, but it just seemed interesting. Also, I would get to wear nice things. Not sure how big an audience id have though. Cosplay is niche

Very, very niche

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would be a Moderator (I would get pay to watch the forum all day unless there is more to it than that). Fear my banhammer wrath!!! (By all mean I would abuse it but I would keep close eyes on the site.)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've called dibs on being the janitor.

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You guys do realize the moderators aren't Themis media employees, right?

 

[Zeema]

i would love to a Lets Play series on here maybe with a sidekick

but i lack

The Software to record my PS3 gameplay
and something i can use to edit the films [im on a mac]

 

[Flamezdudes]

I have no idea really... I would just be glad to work here. Perhaps a movie reviewer I guess.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Music is my only marketable skill.

So...exercise videos?

 

[Griffstar]

Forum Administartor of course.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

Music for the shows, that would be sweet.

 

[Sassafrass]

Either a game/music reviewer or someone in the News Room section. The only things I'd probably enjoy as I think anything else would just stress me out.

 

[Actual]

I would be the most bad-arse coffee guy ever, no-one's mug would go un-filled!

More likely I'd be an editor/proof-reader, depending on how much money they're willing to pay. I'm only average at producing content myself, but I'm very good at pointing out other's mistakes (cause it makes me happy about myself), and also suggesting how they might improve their work.

You guys do realize the moderators aren't Themis media employees, right?

They employ a community management team, maybe just Kuliani, they are the staff moderators. but yeah, the blue names we see around the forums most often are unpaid volunteers.

 

[Infinatex]

Hell I'll host a weekly cooking show! Gamers gotta eat right?

 

[Actual]

Hell I'll host a weekly cooking show! Gamers gotta eat right?

S'what takeaway and toast is for.

Although if someone had taught me to cook, with a minimum of cleaning up and very quickly so I can get back to gaming, I might eat more healthily. Could be a good idea for a video.

 

[Fr33Lanc3r.007]

I'd probably take something of a cross between Zero Punctuation and The Big Picture (possibly with some Escape to the Movies thrown in). I'm opinionated, I play a lot of games, and watch a lot of movies, and I reckon I've got some different points of view that I could offer at the drop of a hat.

 

[Lyx]

Most probably, i'd do articles about design, psychology, interfacing and so on regarding videogames. So, basically videogame theory. I'd focus on aspects, that haven't gotten much public attention - and there is a high chance, that the concepts in the articles would apply to more than just videogames. And i'd openly encourage these relationships - i.e., with analogies.

I'd say game-philosophy, if it weren't that i dislike most philosophers.

 

[.No.]

I would wanna do a kind of Yahtzee style review video, but with anime instead of video games. The only problem is I'm the exact opposite of Yahtzee, as in I'm too nice to things, so I wouldn't be a very good critic.

You could potentially only play really bad games, and then struggle to find the good parts about them.

 

[Canid117]

Get paid $250,000 a year for doing nothing.

Is that position available?

 

[SwimmingRock]

I would foam at the mouth and yell at all the people who do mind-bogglingly stupid shit, because that's what I do in real life too. Except it would be videogame related, I guess.

 

[the rye]

I would conquer Rome and proclaim myself Principate.

 

[RandallJohn]

Either I'd write articles, or I'd move to Canada and beg Graham Stark to let me join the LoadingReadyRun crew.