I'm in the United States Army.
Must I say it?
EDIT:
Actually, I had a Captain in an old unit way back when... I told her the unit was completely idiotic and stupid, among other things. She told me that people had DIED for that particular Battalion, and that I may have to do it too. I went into a full blown speech, proclaiming her idiocy, and how no one in that battalion had died for the battalion, no one in my BRIGADE had died for our brigade; hell, no one has EVER died for the 1st Cav Division. Everyone who ever died in the United States Army died for the United States, not some arbitrary unit.
So.... blah.