If you died today?

[Organisktavfall]

If you died now, what would you like to be done with your ashes?

Personally I would like to be loaded in to fireworks. My life would then have a great finale, I would end with a bang.

What would you like?

 

[Soviet Steve]

I've yet to really live so I'd have it dumped in a landfill.

 

[aba1]

I have debated it but oddly nothing has really occured to me as of yet. I do plan to give my organs tho.

 

[StBishop]

Ashes? I'm being buried.

I have no fear of being buried alive as I'm an organ donor. They'll find out if I'm really dead while removing my heart.

 

[Ruwrak]

I couldn't care less.
I'm dead remember? X3


Then again, I always fancied beeing buried 2000B.C Egyptian style.

 

[Rasputin1]

No ashes for me. Springloaded coffin.

 

[SmilingWorlock]

I would be burried where my family gets burried since, huh. 500 years or so. My grave is already chosen *shiver*

 

[mitchell271]

I'd be reincarnated, go to Greek Fest (in ottawa, canada) with my girlfriend, kiss her one last time, and then get sniped.

Seriously, i'd donate the vast majority of my organs and have what little remains of me put in space, Star Trek style.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Ashes? Fuck that.
Put me in a stone sarcophagus in a cave with my favourite things.

 

[viranimus]

I DID die today... I had to mow the lawn and burst into flames from the heat. So my ashes were randomly scattered across my back yard by the wind

So help me god the first person I hear complaining about how cold it is this winter is getting their teeth knocked out.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

i wouldn't much care. they can be dumped into a landfill for all the good they'd be doing me. i don't much believe in attachment to the body. besides, with how popular i am IRL, they'd probably be used as confetti at a "the witch is dead!" party upon my passing.

 

[deehadley]

You can now get ashes made into diamonds, if my girlfriend secretly has a stash of money then I would be a diamond in some kind of jewelry for my daughter.

 

[jackpackage200]

put my ashes in brownies

 

[crudus]

I want to be made into a diamond, numbered icosahedron!

You can now get ashes made into diamonds, if my girlfriend secretly has a stash of money then I would be a diamond in some kind of jewelry for my daughter.

I had this idea too. I would totally want that jewelry to be a family heirloom, but not tell anyone.

 

[Organisktavfall]

put my ashes in brownies

And then have someone give the brownie to a really hot girl. Then you can "sit on the clouds" with your dead mates and say: Se her down there? I've been inside of her.

 

[Tallim]

Weekend At Bernie's is the only choice about what to do with my body.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

First those organ people would loot my corpse (with my permission of course) and then they would probably chuck my body into a random direction.

 

[Jedoro]

Donate everything I can: skin, hair, eyes, bones, organs, whatever. Anything that's left can be spread in the backyard of my house for all I care.

 

[AvsJoe]

If I died today, I'd have a shit-fit in heaven because my family vacation is TOMORROW!

I don't really care what my family would do with my ashes. Dump it in the Detroit River for all I care. The dead care not for their Earthly possessions, including their former body.