If you died today?
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i want my ashes to be left in excellent condition and when space travel is perfected i want a guy that looks like worf since ridges might be normal at that time or when piercings go to more of an extreme than this current time and then when both of these feats are proved a success and i want the guy or woman or trany that might look enough like worf to vaccume my ashes into the center of the universe and let them spread out in space so i could at least say parts of me have seen the entire universe over billions of years and even if they dont spread i wont be severely dissapointed since i would be well dead.
In 'Mericuh, people's ashes can now be turned into bullets.
That's what I want, my ashes to be buried 4 inches in somebody's skull (assuming I'm not in a hunting rifle).
That's what I want, my ashes to be buried 4 inches in somebody's skull (assuming I'm not in a hunting rifle).
I would to be buried instead, giving my body back to the earth from which I took my nutrients during the time I lived.
Please note that I would miss this world badly. I have a lot of unfinished business, like hugging my girlfriend. *sigh*
Please note that I would miss this world badly. I have a lot of unfinished business, like hugging my girlfriend. *sigh*
Well if I did die it would be a stroke of good luck.....seeing that I have to go to my cousins wedding tomorrow in New York (im in PA). Anyway I would want my ashes at the funeral upon a god like pedestal while the My little pony soundtrack plays as well as the remixes. After the rock out I would have the coffin filled with Nutella carried to my grave be hooded monks while they sing this.
After my coffin of Nutella is buried and encased in cement to prevent the hungry orphans from ravaging its creamy goodness I will have my ashes put inside a jar within a jar within a deserted building in Chernobyl ad have the entire city nuked....twice. I will have all the debris and ashes (that include mine) put into a containers attacked to MORE NUKES that are in rocket form. All these nukes will be launched into space and sent colliding with the sun simultaneously. Thus ending all possible life in the universe and proving that even in death I will be remembered until you all die.
After my coffin of Nutella is buried and encased in cement to prevent the hungry orphans from ravaging its creamy goodness I will have my ashes put inside a jar within a jar within a deserted building in Chernobyl ad have the entire city nuked....twice. I will have all the debris and ashes (that include mine) put into a containers attacked to MORE NUKES that are in rocket form. All these nukes will be launched into space and sent colliding with the sun simultaneously. Thus ending all possible life in the universe and proving that even in death I will be remembered until you all die.
Nothing would happen, as I would not have written a will. I wouldn't really want anything like that done, it'd be at my parents discretion as to what to do with me as they would live with the burden of my death.
Before I reach the ashes stage, I would like to have my organs donated so they're put to good use, Even a museum or used for research purposes if they can find anything useful to do with them! Hah. Anyroad, I was going to say that I wouldn't mind my ashes being scattered out at sea or a wood/forest but after reading what you said about the fireworks and leaving with a bang, I may just reconsider!
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I'd prefer to be buried under an apple tree, so future generations would wind being indirectly nourished by my decomposed corpse.
Ashes, you say.. I guess it'd be nice to scatter them in the ocean.
Ashes, you say.. I guess it'd be nice to scatter them in the ocean.
Huh, strange, I've been thinking about that a lot lately o.o.
I guess just cast off into the sea somewhere.
Or as Frank Turner said...into London's drinking water supply. Maha.
I guess just cast off into the sea somewhere.
Or as Frank Turner said...into London's drinking water supply. Maha.