[HEADING=1]INJUSTICE LEAGUE[br]ASKS[br][small]-If You Found Santa Claus In Your House,- [br]-What Would You Do About it?-[br][/small][/HEADING]
This weeks thread will open with a short story about a certain villainous League from a forum long ago, and their encounter with old Father Christmas;
'Twas the night before christmas, and all through the lair,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the deadly laser-bear,
The Brovengers were hanged by the chimney with care,
In the hopes that the Lurkers would soon be there,
The Henchmen were snoozing, passed out in their beds,
While visions of chaos and whimsy ran through their heads,
And almighty Taco in cape, and Overlords in wonderous top hats,
Had returned after a hard day roboticizing cats,
When out in the Deadlands there arose such a clatter,
We bound from our chairs to see what was the matter,
We hurried to the battlements in a flash,
Preparing arms for the inevitable clash,
The moon shining on the wastes, buried in snow,
Gave the glimmer of daylight to what lay below,
Then, what to our eyes would appear,
But a crashed sleigh and eight wounded reindeer,
The old little driver, clearly wounded and sick,
We thought in mere moments it must be St. Nick,
More rapid than War-Mounts his minions they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, summoning them by name!
"Now Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the hill! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As the dead leaves before the wild storm fly,
They meet with a Brosassin, bounding to the sky,
So, with haste, to the safety of the tower they flew,
With the sleigh full of goodies, and Santa Claus too,
And then, with a thud, we heard on the roof,
The stamping and dashing of each reindeer hoof,
As we drew our blades and swiftly turned around,
Down from the chimney, Claus came without a sound,
Coated in bloody red furs, from his head to his feet,
His clothes terribly tarnished with ashes and sleet,
A mysterious sack he had flung on his back,
He looked like a merchant, opening his sack,
His eyes, they twinkled, and his grin was merry,
His cheeks were like roses, his nose red as a cherry,
His little mouth grinned, drawn up like a bow,
The mighty beard on his chin, whiter than purest snow,
He puffed on his pipe, held betwixt his teeth,
The smoke circled above our heads, for a moment most brief,
He had a broad face and a great rotund belly,
That when he guffawed, shook like thunderous jelly,
From within his sack, he did produce,
A trap, a bomb, or poison, we did deduce,
We were fooled, however, as from his great satchel he lifts,
A series of wonderous, spectacular, fantabulous gifts,
For the absent minded Tizzy, a fresh caught and delicious fish,
For the treacherous JoJo, new Henchman drills to fulfill his wish,
For the glorious leader Taco, a glistening fountain of souls,
For the subversive Skarkrow, Brosassination tools for vanquishing moles,
He then dashed to his sleigh, giving his deer a bellow,
And off they flew, the deer and the chubby old fellow,
But we did hear him exclaim, as they left our sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
[HEADING=3]Topic For Discussion[/HEADING]
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If Santa Claus was in your house one Xmas Eve, and you stumbled across him, what would you do? Perhaps you would shoot to kill, or capture him as a hostage, or make him play mario kart with you in his pants.
Well?
What would you do?
I'd force him to wager his soul on a game of Civilization 5, large map, medium difficulty, regular speed, conqeust victory only. If he lost all of whimsy and joy would be mine to wield as I see fit. Bringing joy and sacks of coal to the people of the world!
[small]The poem was hard to write, most of it is parody but some remains unchanged from the source material; A Visit From Saint Nicholas, I hope you enjoy it.[/small]
Merry christmas, Happy holidays and wonderous Gabemas from the Injustice League! May your wishlist be in the Steam sale, and your new year be bright and filled with joy and revelry!
[small]-SkarKrow-[/small]
[small]-Chief Commander of Brosassination-[/small]
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