If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[Sacman]

On motorcycles...<.<

 

[Scde2]

In space...

 

[Viking Incognito]

Throw a ball of yarn to distract him/her (it?) and then hit it on the head.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Not an issue! I'll just let my Rent-A-Ninja® take care of you!

 

[Sacman]

get out mah samurai...<.<

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Samurai?! Damn! I only bought the standard Rent-A-Ninja® package! That doesn't cover samurai!

Hm...I know! I'll distract him with delicious pie! And while he stuff his face with irresistable flaky pastry, I'll remove your head with a spork!

 

[Scde2]

Throw a ball of yarn to distract him/her (it?) and then hit it on the head.

Him dammit!

OT: D'awww. I can't fight a chibi.

 

[Sacman]

Happy Slaps...<.<

 

[mParadox]

Not-so-happy punch.

 

[XThecommander]

*punches knight, and hears a loud clink.* Was that supposed to hurt? *smashes with fist.*

 

[mParadox]

One: I is not a knight.
Two: That didn't hurt at all.
Three: *gasp* look behind you! *drops anvil on head*

 

[XThecommander]

You are mistaken, I was telling it from your view, through the assasians eyes... But whatever.

*flies above clouds, and drops you.*

 

[mParadox]

Memo: I do not die.

*trows knives and shoots*

 

[XThecommander]

*the knifes bounce off, and the bullets plink against the armor.* Bwa ha ha ha *stabs with spear.*

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Bwahahahahaha! I've now bought the Rent-A-Ninja® Deluxe Package! Not only do I now have multiple ninja bodyguards, but now they've all got Sasuke© Level Plot Armor! MWHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[mParadox]

*shoots from a distance*

Whatever you say. Alas, they do not know that guns exist. So much for Deluxe eH?

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Ah, but you see, the Deluxe Rent-A-Ninja®'s are trained in the use of modern firearms, and since they've been given Sasuke© Level Plot Armor, they use their plot driven cheapness to some how forsee the future and snipe you before you even aim the weapon.

 

[mParadox]

Plot driven cheapness is cheap. At least i die gracefully. The bastards refuse to die. They keep on staring at me as though i ate their crisps.

Spoiler: told ya

 

[Protocol95]

It seems that a blade is in my chest. Shame. *dies*

 

[mParadox]

Believe me when i say that it was done for the goodness of mankind.

*stabs again*