If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Try me on for (lack of) size.

No... I have no desire to fight you in that way, however...

*mutters a spell, a UFO similar to Xpwn's appears, and the Nameless One jumps on it*

Wanna race?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm Still Alive over here.

You may be alive, but you're in Hell right now, scattered into hundreds of little pieces that have no hope of being rejoined.

Try again?
Roll new character?
Shut up?

 

[XThecommander]

*looks at Suiseiskei, and points to a cage above her, that drops on her, and traps her.*
Don't worry, you're on the reserve list.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm Still Alive over here.

You may be alive, but you're in Hell right now, scattered into hundreds of little pieces that have no hope of being rejoined.

Try again?
Roll new character?
Shut up?

You can't do that unless you're something like me, and last I Checked you aren't.

Like you?

You mean immortal?
I am immortal.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm Still Alive over here.

You may be alive, but you're in Hell right now, scattered into hundreds of little pieces that have no hope of being rejoined.

Try again?
Roll new character?
Shut up?

You can't do that unless you're something like me, and last I Checked you aren't.

Like you?

You mean immortal?
I am immortal.

Yes, but in a different sense of the word.

I can "die", just not by your doing.

Hmm... I think I know a way around that...

*mutters a spell, creating a doppleganger of Smug, who's only purpose is to destroy him/her.*

That should take care of that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm Still Alive over here.

You may be alive, but you're in Hell right now, scattered into hundreds of little pieces that have no hope of being rejoined.

Try again?
Roll new character?
Shut up?

You can't do that unless you're something like me, and last I Checked you aren't.

Like you?

You mean immortal?
I am immortal.

Yes, but in a different sense of the word.

I can "die", just not by your doing.

Hmm... I think I know a way around that...

*mutters a spell, creating a doppleganger of Smug, who's only purpose is to destroy him/her.*

That should take care of that.

Great, could you create another... six?

Something interesting will happen when I defeat them all.

No... and you haven't beaten the first one yet. As you said, it only has to be LIKE you, this leaves room for it to improve itself based on how you fight... and how it PREDICTS you will fight.

You're dead.

 

[xmbts]

*Walks through strange Clown world*
Where in the hell did he go?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Walks through strange Clown world*
Where in the hell did he go?

*Opens a Portal to the Clown world, and grabs xmbts's arm*

You need to get out of here quickly!
The longer you stay in his world, the more you'll start to resemble him!
Come on!

 

[xmbts]

Aww, but I want to blow him up.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Aww, but I want to blow him up.

Fine, fuck you then.

I try to help and all I get it is this half-assed whining child crap.

*walks through Portal and it closes behind me*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*opens a Portal to a Chaotic Evil plane, throws Stan and Smug into it, the Portal closes*

Finally!
Maybe I can have some peace and quiet at last!

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Damn. I'm bored.