If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[xmbts]

*Takes sledgehammer and puts full effort into one swing...hitting TheDoctor in the head*

Seriously...pervert.

 

[FrankatronX]

*Hit with club*

 

[jcallen]

Hyper Beam!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Uses mouth gun to kill the unsuspecting clones*
*Readjusts shirt and pants*

*Slaps Doc*...Pervert.

I didn't tell them to do anything.

And... they're pinning you down again... they've disarmed your weapons and...
*turns away*

OT:
And it looks like whatever jcallen is supposed to be has joined in...

 

[Hman121]

I got this, Doctor.

*rolls up sleeves, sneaks into jcallen's house, humps his couch until its on fire*

I set your couch on fire! Yeah!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... cannot unsee the horrible mental image...

*draws a sword and hacks away at Hman.*

DAMN YOU!

 

[Hman121]

Crap, how did you know I'm allergic to swords?!?!

*tries to dodge sword, but loses the tie and goatee in the process*

You...you...monster!

*hires barber and tiemaker to repair outfit*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*kills barber and tiemaker, then cuts off Hman's legs.*

 

[Hman121]

Well, at least I don't have to payyyooaahhhh...looooosing bloooddd...

*calls mafia connections, submarines emerge to take Hman to top secret transplant facility*

I'm out for awhile, peace!

*boards sub with help, men shoot at Doctor to ensure a safe escape*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*opens a Portal to Hman's destination, goes through it, and waits for him to turn up. Then kills his mafia contacts, and hacks his arms off.*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You will be broken.

*flechette discharge*

 

[xmbts]

*Sits atop the clone corpse pile watching events unfold*

 

[Hman121]

I now see that I have been defeated...
Execute Order 84!

*metal appendages replace lost ones*

Let me be, Doctor, I have no bone to pick with you. I'm off to kill jcallen!

*enters jcallen's house, roasts weenies over burning couch*

 

[TheDoctor455]

You will be broken.

*flechette discharge*

*mutters a spell, destroying the flechette before it can be used.*

*draws sword, starts hacking away at Xpwn.*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd have to send flaming tornadoes at him.
Then ice storms.... and break the ground he's on. Then maybe launch giant icicles at him.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... you do I that opened a Portal to another dimension, left a decoy behind, and jumped through the Portal in the time it took you to get through the casting animation for your FIRST spell? Right?

Well now I'm back, and... can't we just talk about this? What did I do to you?

 

[xmbts]

*Repairs and reprograms some of the Cyborg clones to follow Doc around slapping him and accusing him of perversion.*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, rendering the cyborg clones brain-dead.*

I'm not even going to dignify the false accusations with a rational response.

So...

Shooty-Stabby Wahey!

 

[Hman121]

*sends a lackey to give the Doctor an invitation to jcallen's house*

Doctor...WTF, man! Quit killing me! Or should I choose a new avatar? Nah, hasegawa has too much swagger. Listen, I want an alliance. I am reforming my mafia ties and I would like for you to come to jcallen's house to discuss your demands in order to make an alliance.
-Hman

P.S. The couch has now burned to cinders.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*sends a lackey to give the Doctor an invitation to jcallen's house*

Doctor...WTF, man! Quit killing me! Or should I choose a new avatar? Nah, hasegawa has too much swagger. Listen, I want an alliance. I am reforming my mafia ties and I would like for you to come to jcallen's house to discuss your demands in order to make an alliance.
-Hman

P.S. The couch has now burned to cinders.

I wasn't attacking you.
I was going after xmbts. So shut up unless you want me to start coming after you.