If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

paint his face red then bite him so as to infect him with laughter

Doesn't quite work... all you get your effort is a brief, bitter smile.

And again, that doesn't really kill me or even hurt me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well this is pointless, but entertaining...

 

[Scde2]

I'll kick your over large smurf ass off the planet.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'll kick your over large smurf ass off the planet.

Not a smurf, you racist.

The character isn't actually blue in-game... in-game, he's a sort of corpse-gray.

And it doesn't matter, I can't die.

 

[Scde2]

We'll see about that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Look up "Planescape: Torment" and "The Nameless One"...
I can't die... so do whatever you want, it doesn't make any difference to me... but...
I might as well charge you for it.

 

[xmbts]

I would tie bags to his hands and feet, rendering him helpless.

That was meant for Scde but hey it's worth a shot I guess.

 

[Best of the 3]

Would steal his hat and make him rage to death.

 

[The Clown]

I would fill their mouth with so many pies they suffocated, then steal their eyepatch.

 

[xmbts]

@Best:Why does everyone want to steal my hat? T_T

Spoiler: You will give it back.

Or I will press this button, summoning...

Spoiler: *Click*

As for The Clown here I will present you with your worst enemy, a mime.

 

[The Clown]

*locks mime in his invisible box the throws a super pie at xmbts at 300 metres per second*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would eventually win, no matter how many times my opponent would kill me, I'd just come back to kill them.

But...
I remove your dentures, dye your hair boring brown, wipe off the makeup (and steal your supplies), take that stupid nose off of your face, burn your clown outfit, and force you to dress in professional business attire.

Thus, your identity as "The Clown" is destroyed, and so, "The Clown" is dead.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I would eventually win, no matter how many times my opponent would kill me, I'd just come back to kill them.

But...
I remove your dentures, dye your hair boring brown, wipe off the makeup (and steal your supplies), take that stupid nose off of your face, burn your clown outfit, and force you to dress in professional business attire.

Thus, your identity as "The Clown" is destroyed, and so, "The Clown" is dead.

I either seal you into a alternate dimension, or crash the moon on you. Or both, but in opposite order.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would eventually win, no matter how many times my opponent would kill me, I'd just come back to kill them.

But...
I remove your dentures, dye your hair boring brown, wipe off the makeup (and steal your supplies), take that stupid nose off of your face, burn your clown outfit, and force you to dress in professional business attire.

Thus, your identity as "The Clown" is destroyed, and so, "The Clown" is dead.

I either seal you into a alternate dimension, or crash the moon on you. Or both, but in opposite order.

Both fail, because through my many, many lifetimes, I know almost everything there is to know about how to get out of every Plane... and as for a moon crashing on me... bring it.
I will still come back.

OT:
I cover the mask in petrol and bacon grease, and light it up.

 

[Scde2]

I would give him a name...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would give him a name...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Already got one...
"The Nameless One"

that's whole paradox of that title... since it is the only way the game refers to the character, it becomes his name.

So the game beat you to it.

I would cut off your tail and your catears, fry them up in catnip, and serve it to you.

 

[xmbts]

I would blind and cripple him, but keep him alive. Maybe put his brain in a tiny jar or something.

 

[The Clown]

I would free him from his tubes and then make him get a new avatar so i can have better ways to kill you.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would tie it up and find a way to kill it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would blind and cripple him, but keep him alive. Maybe put his brain in a tiny jar or something.

Sorry, but I've had my organs removed before... I just regenerate them inside my body.

My healing factor seems to be more reliable than Wolverine's.

OT:
I'd just tell the Lady of Pain that you were planning a revolt against her.
She'd trap you in your own pocket dimension. You'd likely die of old age.