If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[Dango]

Slam my face into his desk.

 

[Scde2]

Slam their hurp with my derp!

 

[xmbts]

Scratch behind his ears, soon he won't even remember being angry.

 

[Scde2]

First after finding out why I was angry, I would slap it silly.

 

[Best of the 3]

I would offer it cake as a peace gesture.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would intercept that "cake", and doom you both to an eternal slapfight.

 

[Best of the 3]

I would take that cake and then shove it in his face.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... you know that only speeds up my consumption of your "cake", right?

 

[Best of the 3]

0_o You know what you are saying right Mr Smurf?

 

[TheDoctor455]

0_o You know what you are saying right Mr Smurf?

Well... yes... but I'm running under the assumption that your avatar is female... if not, then I just start cannibalizing your body.

And I'm NOT A SMURF YOU FUCKER!!!!

 

[Best of the 3]

But, it was either that or Blue waf... never mind.

And it's a male.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Damn, then I guess I'll just have to cannibalize his body.

Now... where did I put my butcher knives...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

*smoke bomb*

Next time.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would never eat YOU Xpwn...
we're friends... why do we have to fight?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because we are in gladiatorial combat. We must fight.

 

[xmbts]

So, we shall joust.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Maybe we could just have a staring contest?

Stare. Stare. Stare. Stare.
(maintaining eye contact with both Xpwm and xmbts - one eye each)
Good luck, my eyelids rotted away centuries ago.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: I can match that

What with not having actual eyes and everything.

 

[Scde2]

I would have a dancing competition.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: I accept