If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[mParadox]

HALT! The fashion police orders you to restrain from using those wires!!!

*eating popcorn* Wow. You got busted by the fashion police? Dang.

 

[Estocavio]

Come here, so i can tear out your eyes - Not to worry, i have no intention of killing you. I just want your robe, and everything else. But if you know what i am, youll know you have no chance

EDIT: Eagle Vision would kind of make taking your eyes out a null point... Hm.

 

[mParadox]

Nullifying i do very well.

 

[Best of the 3]

I would stand on his cape as he tried to run away, and watch him fall over while turning on the slow motion.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A baseball bat upside the head will be sufficient.

 

[2ndblackjedi]

Steal their hat first. Then proceed with the fighting part.

 

[xmbts]

Hm...well if I don't touch it it can't move.

Therefore I win.

 

[Dango]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

 

[xmbts]

I could slap you...but I think I'd rather hug you and discretely steal your hat.

 

[mParadox]

If i did go into a fight.. it would be for the hat!

 

[Best of the 3]

Hmmm, same reason.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I break the skull, and see what happens.

 

[Best of the 3]

The skull is not diamonds, which I use to cut you up.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I force you to eat the skull.

 

[Best of the 3]

I call upon the smurf kindom to take you home.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I disguise you as me, and dump in the middle of my sadistic version of me's doom fortress. Have fun!

 

[Best of the 3]

So you are saying that the smurfs will follow me in to get me because they think that they are after you. So you are saying you do look like a smurf?

I will cut you down with a play on words.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I am not saying I look like a smurf.
The sadistic version of me hates me, so if you look like me, then he'll try to kill you... slowly... over a few centuries.

And... all I have to do to get rid of the smurfs you keep sending after me is to dump them in the Far Realms where they will quickly cease to be smurfs.

 

[Best of the 3]

You make me all confuzzled.

I'll just take a shot gun to his head.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Running out of ideas then?

I coat the skull with poison.
It won't kill you, but it will leave you paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life.