If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

Then I can talk him to death. The power of annoyance is limitless, isn't that right Mr Smurf. >:3

 

[TheDoctor455]

True.... but I can always leave.

Bye!
Enjoy your eternity of paralysis!
Oh, and I killed your butler by the way.

 

[Best of the 3]

You can't He can't be beaten. Even by you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I told him you were already dead. Since I am completely unreadable, he believed me and killed himself.

 

[Best of the 3]

One, he has said to be by my side for eternity.
Two, he plans to keep me alive so he can kill me himself.
Three, you is a smurf.

 

[TheDoctor455]

One, I showed him a cloned corpse of you, and he bought it.
Two, he took the clone home for his own... purposes.
Three, I am not a smurf. And you have horrible grammar.
Four, I jam that skull into your eyepatch.

 

[The Clown]

*locks him is a room with spinzaku*

 

[xmbts]

Shovel to the right side of your face.

Don't jump out at me like that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*locks him is a room with spinzaku*

No idea what that is.

OT:
How about a game of Simon Says instead?

 

[The Clown]

Spinzaku

 

[Amy Sorel]

Turn him into a clown-slushy and sell it on ebay for 1 dollar.

 

[The Clown]

*after being ingested by a random civilian, reforms from the slushy into his original form and bursts from the man's chest alien style.*

 

[xmbts]

*Merciless shovel beating*

Stop. *THWACK* Eating. *THUNK* My. *WHUMP* Sledgehammers!

 

[The Clown]

*Eats shovel* thanks, I need a balanced diet. (also, that post had me in hysterics)

 

[TheDoctor455]

I just keep poking your fake nose until something happens.

 

[The Clown]

meh, every time you press it, it just alerts me as to heart of darkness' location.

 

[Hman121]

strap bombs on your person, walk away, and when I light my cigarette, you blow up, I walk away from the blast, safe and sound.

 

[The Clown]

you obviously don't know me at all, *reforms all the scattered pieces back into clown form and leaps the large distance over to the man, and continues to rip out his spines from the back, clawing at the muscle around it, then clenching it in the centre rips it out, leaving only the ribs remaining in his torso*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmmm... what happens when I try to censor the "ho ho ho", as per Thought Police regulations.

 

[xmbts]

I oughta beat hug the hell heck out of you for ,puppies, encouraging kittens, and undue rainbows. censorship. *Phrase removed entirely*

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