If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

YAAAAAAAAAAY!

*going mad with power: slices off Paradox's legs, right hand, cuts open his chest and then takes out his heart*

This might go well in a cake maybe :3

 

[xmbts]

*KZZT*
Threat level [MINIMUM]:lethal force[AUTHORIZED]

Peripheral defenses [ACTIVE]

Spoiler: INITIATING

 

[mParadox]

[Animus 2.0] WTF happened?!?!?! Restart. Conditional Apply
: Cybernetic Armor [/Animus 2.0]

Surprisingly. I still ain't ticked.

 

[Best of the 3]

Ahh it's you, hold ir right there, I'll get my butler.

Spoiler

 

[The Clown]

I gotta have me one of those, *pulls out mouth gun sharply*

 

[Best of the 3]

You got no image? Then you got no gun >_<

 

[mParadox]

^_O

Chainsaw? Well... i am fucked... if i lived in London! I love the way we can communicate via these pigeons!

 

[The Clown]

well I have a better gun

Spoiler: Right Here

 

[xmbts]

*Staggers backwards after losing mouth gun*

Damage [CATASTROPHIC]: Shutdown [IMMINENT]

Preparing pre-programmed response to subject [Clown]

O_O ,,l,

*Crashes*

 

[mParadox]

Oh dear.... the bird never even got the chance to show off it's beautiful wings.

And with that comment in place, i bid all of you adieu and Good Night.

 

[The Clown]

nighty night

 

[Hman121]

I knock you out, take you to a tatoo parlor, and get a tatoo of my face, saying "Remember me?" on your chest.

 

[The Clown]

Hey, I remember you, how did you put your spine back in?

*Grows new skin over the tattoo and absorbs it, with a finger he touches Hman's arm and transfers the tattoo over to him*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Staggers backwards after losing mouth gun*

Damage [CATASTROPHIC]: Shutdown [IMMINENT]

Preparing pre-programmed response to subject [Clown]

O_O ,,l,

*Crashes*

(installs all relevant updates to all drivers, and re-installs the most recent stable personality)

There... that should take care of that.

Testing... xmbts... do you remember me?

OT:
I stitch the Clown's mouth shut so that he can't interfere with this delicate process.

 

[The Clown]

*Rips stitches out, blood running from his mouth walks over to xmbts and prods a button*

 

[TheDoctor455]

(slaps the Clown's hand away before he can push the button and throws him into a Cyrogenic tube, sets it for 7,000 years)

There... that should take care of that.

How are you doing there xmbts?
You all right yet?

 

[xmbts]

*Looks around*
...Hi *shoots in gut*

Welcome to my...wait where are we now?

 

[The Clown]

*after waking up in a post apocalyptic wasteland, travels back in time and prods the button before it can be slapped away*

 

[TheDoctor455]

We're in my house... and thanks for that... that'll take a half-hour to heal...
I can tell you're grateful for the fact that I just rebooted you.

I just have one question now... where'd you get the hat?

EDIT:
I warped reality before you got back, the Clown is now in an alternate universe that is almost identical, except that all of the buttons on xmbts are just for show. (Though the Clown will never work that out)

 

[xmbts]

Just don't go pressing any more buttons.
And as for the hat, all I had to do was beg ask the people in the avatar store.