If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[Sacman]

Yay... happy Lain...
:3

 

[Nouw]

Well if you have the Duke Nukem badge I'm going to run away now...
[sub]I usually like Cyborg Noodle but xmbts that scares me a lot![/sub]

 

[xmbts]

Hey, I resent that. I challenge you to competitive juggling.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The only way we're going to fight is in an Iron chef kitchen battle.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get the fuck out of my house Travis Touchdown. You aren't going to kill me, because 1. I'm not an assassin, and 2. I'm immortal, and fighting me would be pointless.

 

[Nouw]

How do you like Pies in your face? I'm assuming you can fight as your avatar.

 

[xmbts]

That's what I've been assuming, which is why I would think this would go in my favor.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Unless you're facing off against me... in which case it becomes largely pointless for both parties.

So... let's have a riddle contest instead.

I'll start...

A box without hinges, key, or lid.
Yet Golden Treasure inside is hid.
Of what do I speak?

 

[xmbts]

I could say something inappropriate, (damn my perverted friends) now I can't think of a good answer.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You lose then.

Okay... then how about... a staring contest?

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Now that I can do.

 

[The Clown]

*pokes xmbts in the eye*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I can keep this up... well... FOREVER.

EDIT:
Ninja'd by the Joker/Jigsaw wannabe.

Okay then...
I paint the Clown's face with tar, and throw him into the rural American South.

 

[The Clown]

*steals the doctors eyes and locks them in a cupboard with a stiff door*

 

[TheDoctor455]

(my eyes regenerate)

Nice try.

Haven't really gotten out the tar yet, have you?

 

[xmbts]

Poke them all you want Clown they're closer to camera lenses then actual eyes anyway.
*Continues staring*

 

[The Clown]

*sneakily picks up a sledgehammer and ever so slowly raises it......* SMASH! *clown hits xmbts in the face with it*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Hey! Those are hard to make you know!

Now then where is my shovel...

 

[The Clown]

*throws up shovel and passes it to xmbts*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Runs over clown with UFO.