If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[xmbts]

Not so fast!

*Head rotates 180 degrees*

Yes?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*finishes chanting the spell... looks up... nothing happened. Cthulhu's still there*

Oh shit...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well... nothing for it now...

*mutters a spell, opens a Portal back to Sigil*

Everyone get in quick!

 

[xmbts]

Way to go Doc, I knew you'd end all civilization somehow.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Way to go Doc, I knew you'd end all civilization somehow.

Like you haven't done that yourself?

OT:

Jump into the Portal NOW!

 

[xmbts]

Hey I never did that.

*Batteries die*

Oh shi-

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey I never did that.

*Batteries die*

Oh shi-

*throws xmbts through the Portal*

Anyone else coming? No?

All right then.

*jumps through the Portal, it closes behind me*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm so lonely...

And about to die horribly.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm so lonely...

And about to die horribly.

Good thing I'm indestructible.

Then Cthulhu is about to get an endless meal.

dammit!

this calls for my final attack!

~uses Greek power!~

*pulls out a cigarette*
*starts smoking*
*puffs it at cthulu while drinking tsipouro and ouzo*
*cthulu chokes and becomes intoxicated*
*cats crawl all over cthulu and slice him into shreds*


Mission accomplished Cthulu is dead! everyone can come out!

*falls asleep*

Cthulhu is an Elder God, you can't kill him. No one can.

He has no beginning. He has no end. He simply IS.

So... enjoy your horrible horrible death.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm so lonely...

And about to die horribly.

Good thing I'm indestructible.

Then Cthulhu is about to get an endless meal.

dammit!

this calls for my final attack!

~uses Greek power!~

*pulls out a cigarette*
*starts smoking*
*puffs it at cthulu while drinking tsipouro and ouzo*
*cthulu chokes and becomes intoxicated*
*cats crawl all over cthulu and slice him into shreds*


Mission accomplished Cthulu is dead! everyone can come out!

*falls asleep*

Cthulhu is an Elder God, you can't kill him. No one can.

He has no beginning. He has no end. He simply IS.

So... enjoy your horrible horrible death.

but, but... look at him.

he is an intoxicated cancer lunged pile of slabs of meat. How can he still be alive?

His physiology doesn't work the same way ours does, none of what you did had any effect on him. Actually... he isn't even quite HERE in the traditional sense.

He is a multi-dimensional astro-psychological projection onto a 3-dimensional Plane... even the laws of physics on your Plane can't fully manage him.

By rights, he should have died long ago under his own weight, but he hasn't.

He simply exists. He cannot be undone. And I set him loose.

I'm sorry... but you're about to die.