If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[xmbts]

I dun geddit.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I dun geddit.

Go watch Battlestar Galactica then.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I win.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Wrong again.

 

[TheDoctor455]

But you weren't in that staring contest.

And I win because my hallucinations keep trying to make me lose. But I've learned how to ignore them!

 

[xmbts]

But I can just take off my face, and to that extent, my eyelids.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Beware: I am train in the arts of

Spoiler: KUNG FU!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Kung Fu can not help against faster-than-sight movement.

 

[TheDoctor455]

But I can just take off my face, and to that extent, my eyelids.

Yes but all I have to do is...

*pushes a button marked "turn off eyes"*

OT:
How about a race through the air?

 

[xmbts]

They'd still be open, they just wouldn't work.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes, but if they aren't working, you can't win.

 

[xmbts]

Well then I can gouge out your eyes, then you lose...same concept.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Spoiler: I know Kung Fu

 

[xmbts]

I have weapons.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I can break them without moving.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I can set your spellbooks on fire.

 

[The Clown]

I set your fire on water.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I took all of your masks.

 

[xmbts]

I'll knock off your glasses.