If you got sucked into a video game (any one of your choice), whats the 1st thing you would do?

[Drakmorg]

Steal all the money in the royal treasury after screwing everyone over in Fable 3.

Then I'd build a swimming pool in each city, fill it with that gold, post armed guards keeping everyone but me out, and just go around swimming in them Scrooge McDuck style and drinking the tears of the miserable populace out of a ridiculously jewel-coated goblet.

"Mmmmm, your tears taste like a chocolate rainbow, you sorry bunch of fuckwads. Way to be a bad judge of character!"

I'd probable invite some of the gnomes so that they can help me taunt people as well

 

[brainamp]

depends on the game, but in the case of a game like oblivion, i might use my real world knowledge to build an mercantile empire, then proceed to corrupt the local government with bribes and the like, eventually taking all the real power into my hands. hopefully no burly adventurers will use some highly improbable means to topple my empire and kill me. once i reach the nice old age of 60, i will give my ruling power to my offspring, then take my money and live in a nice home for the rest of my days and watch my kids try to imitate my methods, but ultimately fail and make the empire crash and burn with riots and executions, and me at my home with my money laughing at the result.

fun times.

 

[putowtin]

Get stuck some where in a Galaxy far, far away?

I'd find out what the hell blue milk is!

 

[Freedomario]

if i could be any game, preferably i get sucked in with my action replay as well, because i would not live without it,

Spoiler: Spoiler From Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of time

in the game you get surrounded by luxio ans luxray's (Electric Pokemon, the most important thing) and if your a water pokemon, which I WAS, even if you had 999 health, you will die.

ANYWAY, i would say the game that the spoiler says above.
and then i would go around helping people as the name says, after i stop Cheering Freaking out.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Mass effect(2) hug tali

Mass Effect, bang Miranda.

 

[AssassinJoe]

Kill everyone within a ten-mile radius

 

[Gudrests]

1) Experiance death. (I've got extra lives and save points, damnit!)
2) Find a way to get sucked into a different video game. (If you've done it once, you can do it again, right?)
3) Find a way to bring shit back with me. (That shit being a pokemon. Preferably with Fly, as that would solve all my travel problems.)

not where i live...imagine flying over NYC ona pokemon...your ass would get shot down....

 

[Beastialman]

Pokemon Crystal

Talk to Oak about getting a Squirtle (I want one dammit).

 

[rathorn14]

powerlevel like crazy until I can kill whoever's in charge and take over. I guess that makes me lawful evil?

 

[astrav1]

Final Fantasy VII or VIII, then Tifa and Rinoa would finally be in existence. Also I would get a cool weapon.

 

[huh-radio]

obtain the suit from MDK, ribbon-shoot paragliding snipertastic pvc fetish cyborg with a gun for a face style shennanigans!

 

[Merkavar]

Id proabably suck people and then use their powers against them.

you would suck people? to get there powers? gigidy?

id probably want to get sucked into a free roaming game like fallout or gta. and just have fun blowing things up. all the things you cant do in real life.

 

[zHellas]

Mass Effect 2:

Join the Alliance/Cerberus/Blue Suns/Eclipse and get some combat training, then go freelance merecenary.

Fallout: New Vegas:

Work with Mr. House. That's it.

Pokemon:

Become a great Trainer, then an awesome Gym Leader!

 

[Ashsaver]

I'll go to Paulownia mall or Junes to grab some grub,then kick some shadow's arse later.

 

[ShatterPalm]

I'd go through training at the Federation and ask Samus if I could accompany her on one of her many quests, then pray to god we get through it alive and see if I can get lucky.

 

[binvjoh]

Robot Unicorn Attack.

I'd ride that unicorn into infinity, with the best soundtrack ever in the backround.

 

[Gralian]

Kill somebody. Anybody.

...

Oh, maybe run over a pickup first to actually get the weapon, but then i'd go kill somebody.

 

[Mafoobula]

I'd like to get sucked into FFXII so I can mock absolutely everyone. Vaan, Penelo, Ashe's microskirt, Fran's fetishwear... There's a point in the game where the group goes into a viera village populated by women that wear clothes that can only be described as metal bikinis, complete with great big heels.
I'd also like to get sucked into WoW so I can do roughly the same thing. Same shtick, metal bikinis, fetishwear, dumbass characters in dire need of a gigantic backhand.

 

[Tasachan]

Bang Samus and take over the Metroid universe.

Agh wait hell I can't say that I got a girlfriend. =(

Okay maybe just bang Samus.

This.
Only... replace "Samus" with "Kratos". And "girlfriend" with "husband".
XD