If you had 3 wishes what would each wish be?

[scorch 13]

Btw,asking for more wishes doesnt count.

 

[rockingnic]

1: $$$
2: $$$$$$
3: girls with $$$ ...jk

Seriously, money! I can do everything else.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

A truly socialist world.

None of this dictatorship under the guise of socialism nonsense.

edit-

wow, the post above mine just makes this damn ironic.

 

[LuntiX]

What if I could trick the wishes, such as "I wish to not not have 3 more wishes". That gets people all the time.

 

[Godavari]

1) To know everything which can logically be known.
2) To live forever.
3) To find true love, once a century.

 

[Souplex]

I wish that people would stop repeating my topics.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.158520-Genie#3952389
In all seriousness though, I would wish that nobody would ever have wishes because the idea of wish granting makes people lazy. Time spent wishing is time wasted, go out and make your wishes come true with hard work and Chutzpa!

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

A Cello, the Ability to play the Cello, and the ability to play the piano

 

[Neonbob]

As in all of these threads, my answer would be the ability to grant my own wishes.
It's not wishing for more wishes, and so falls in a valid loophole.
You can call me cheap if you want, but it's the best wish possible.

 

[Kollega]

1) [small]Actually, scratch invisi-suit.[/small] I wish for all people in the world to become caring and reasonable. Utopia, here i come!
2) An airship which is also a home and artist's workshop (with all the paperwork settled), so i can fly whereever i please.
3) A Lombax friend, of course.

 

[Phatnpround]

1) To know everything which can logically be known.
2) To live forever.
3) To find true love, once a century.

Wow. That would get pretty soul crushing... also, who would honestly want to be immortal? Watching everyone you ever know or love die before you? No thanks.

 

[Phatnpround]

I probably wouldn't wish for anything, I'd curl into a ball and cry about the fact that everything I thought I knew about science and the universe was wrong

Then I'd wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes, that would kick ass.

 

[Jindrak]

1. Immortality & Invincibility with my body stopping the aging process at 25.
2. All the knowledge in the universe.
3. If I can't combine the two in number one, then invincibility, if not, the ability to convince anyone of anything.

Those of you who say money, with all the knowledge in the universe: invent everything, patent it, be richer than Jesus.

 

[RatRace123]

I would ask for a sandwich, I would then ask for my friend to be completely obedient to my every word, I would then ask the wish provider to give my friend the ability to make three wishes.

The not more wishes thing only extends to me right? And if not I'll just keep playing pass the wish giver with my mind controlled friend.

 

[Phatnpround]

Having all the knowledge in the universe would suck. You would know everything so everything would be boring as hell, and it sure doesn't help that you can also NEVER die... also, for everyone who wants to be immortal: I'm looking forward to the time is sun burns out... gee that's gotta suck.

 

[Godavari]

1) To know everything which can logically be known.
2) To live forever.
3) To find true love, once a century.

Wow. That would get pretty soul crushing... also, who would honestly want to be immortal? Watching everyone you ever know or love die before you? No thanks.

Well I don't know about you, but I don't believe in life after death, so living forever would be an awesome prospect in my eyes. The heartbreak would just be there to remind me that I could still feel emotions in my infinite wisdom.

Odd that it's my ideal existence, huh?

 

[annil8tion]

1. lots of $
2. someone who loves me
3. three more wishes
4. all the video games i could ever want
5. a really big, nice and durable house
6. 3 more wishes

are you noticing a pattern?

 

[TheFacelessOne]

1. MOO-LAHHHHHHHHHHHH $$$
2. Immortality (Stuck at roughly 24-27)
3. Feeling No Pain.

 

[Commissar Sae]

1. Enough money to live reasonably and provide for my family.
2. A net Increase in the intelligence and compassion of people around the world.
3. The Ability to bend reality to my will...