If you had 300 Spartans what would you do?

[Tuddle]

For my 300th Post I wanted to do something about 300. (graphic novel, movie)



So what would you do with 300 Spartans that would do anything that you tell them to do?

 

[abysmii]

Possibly rob a bank, possibly beat the stuffing out of a sports team, but most definitely go to a pub.

 

[Pimppeter2]

A giant male strip club.

With Black Jack, and hookers!

 

[Sleekgiant]

A rave

"TONIGHT WE DANCE IN HELL"

 

[El Poncho]

I will go back to Thermopylae with my Spartans and wait for the lucky bastard who got 10,000 odd Persians.

 

[Sleekgiant]

A giant male strip club.

With Black Jack, and hookers!

Why are you stealing my other ideas

 

[Steagony]

I'd get rid of them.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Train them to use modern combat tactics and guns. Then, take over the world.

 

[Armored Prayer]

We preform a musical and have ice cream afterwords.

 

[A Raging Emo]

I would take them to a dance off and we would dance our little sandals off.

I'm sorry, but you appear to have an extreme case of BOOGIE FEVER. It's fatal.

On Topic: I'd probably do to them what I did to all of my followers in Oblivion/Fallout... Try and kill them all in amusing ways.

 

[HentMas]

kill everyone i dont like, including but not exclusive to Jack Thomson and Michael Atkinson

then conquer a small country in south america, i´m thinking Paraguay or Uruguay

then build up from there and conquer the rest

after all this tasks are accomplished (an hour or two tops) go the the nearest pub and get wasted

althougth the level of homosexuals in Sparta makes me think this twice...

 

[AWAR]

I would send them to Thermopylae not...Hotgates...

 

[kalakashi]

Hide and seek Epic Hide and seek

 

[madcap2112]

Big-ass performance of "Thriller". Either that, or paintball.

 

[TimeLord]

Is this a bad time to point out that, as awesome as the Spartans are they only won because of the terrain they used to assist them, in a straight fight between 300 Spartans and millions of slaves they probably would have lost.

However, I would equip them with heavy machine guns and personal shield generators to make them my personal bodyguard

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

Have them be my personal bodyguards, instructed to gang up on ANYONE who insults me, and stab them to death. Or anyone who tells me to get a haircut.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'd use them to walk my dog and clean my house.

There's no reason we can't be practical, is there?