If you had 300 Spartans what would you do?

[dmase]

I'd go to Comicon and we would make fun of all the people with painted on abs while showing off our glorious physiques. I guess it would be kind of hard to keep them under control when they got into the rape and pillaging mood.

 

[Babitz]

I wouldn't make a shitty movie.

 

[Davrel]

Report them to the authorities for being paedophiles - (look it up if you don't believe me).

Maybe grab a photo with them before they get taken away and locked up.

 

[Deleric]

A giant male strip club.

With Black Jack, and hookers!

You know, forget the strip club all together!

 

[rokkolpo]

have them make me a pizza.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'd clone them several times and use the resulting army to conquer the world

 

[MegaMannZero]

Use them to Defend the last human City, from the zombies!!!!

 

[zenoaugustus]

Totally have them kick the shit out of people into a giant hole.

Or maybe just have them play a super game of manhunt in the town that I live in.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Find 300 Persians and a big arse hole. Line the Persians up on the edge of said hole. Then line the Spartans up in front of them.

Then I'd say "This is madness!"

It'd be epic.

 

[Pimppeter2]

A giant male strip club.

With Black Jack, and hookers!

You know, forget the strip club all together!

Gah, forget the whole thing


*mumbles*

 

[Rararaz]

Play the sort of games that I used to in the playground around the ages 8-12. Tag, Jailbreak, Kick the Can etc.

Although as they are all Spartans I think I would get my arse handed to me. Oh Well.

Interesting fact; Spartan warriors only used to have their haricut before battle!

EDIT: Congratulations on your 300th post!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Go crazy in a random city and attack, wait for someone to say "This is madness!" and then go "No, this is... *looks at city sign*... BROOKLYN!"

 

[Yuxiema]

Pie Fight To The Death.

 

[syndicated44]

I would make them do an entirely nude version of Cats. Mhmm... Why oh why was that the first thing that popped into my mind..

A giant male strip club.

With Black Jack, and hookers!

I would go but I am already in my pajamas..

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Killing frenzy set to the soundtrack of 2001: A Space Oddysee? Sounds like a YouTube classic!

 

[Jas0913]

FIRST! I would take my spartans to central park, since i live in NYC. Than i would take them to the spot where everyone sits on the grass and picnics and charge through the gates, we will all be screaming and enraged. Hopefully people will see this and run their asses out of the park, we wont try to hurt anyone we just want to scare them ROFL!

 

[Javelk]

Win every event in the Olympics, winter and summer. By Athletic prowess or murdering the competition.

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

Hmm, If they were Halo's Spartan II's, then I'd use them to bring world peace under the rule of whatever country I choose. Or, I'll make the UN finally do something * Bureaucratic assholes*