If you had 300 Spartans what would you do?

[Quiet Stranger]

kill everyone i dont like, including but not exclusive to Jack Thomson and Michael Atkinson

then conquer a small country in south america, i´m thinking Paraguay or Uruguay

then build up from there and conquer the rest

after all this tasks are accomplished (an hour or two tops) go the the nearest pub and get wasted

althougth the level of homosexuals in Sparta makes me think this twice...

Don't forget about the Phelps Family

OT: I'd take them all out for ICE CREAM!

 

[Zer_]

I'd have a huge 300 spartan homo-orgy.

 

[mavkiel]

Burn ubisofts drm servers to the ground and roast some marshmallows.

 

[Shanecooper]

Take over AUSTRALIA! Its okay, the government is against violence, so most of them will just let me walk all over them. My first order of business; Fix the internet. second order; deport Pauline Hanson.

Here's my advice:

1. Eliminate 4Chan

2. You cannot deport. Only kill.

If I eliminate 4chan, how will I be able to find those who would fund such a place funny? and deporting that woman to Africa would amuse. Also, more public holidays and free silly hat day.

 

[Paksenarrion]

"Horatio, our gang unit is expecting a showdown between 10,000 Persians and 300 Spartans later this evening. Seems like an uneven fight for those Spartans."

"Sounds like tonight, they dine..." *puts on glasses* "...in Miami."

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sewer Rat]

Reenact the battle of Thermopylae, only make things interesting by giving the Persians a legion of tanks.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Remind the U.S. Military that billions of dollars in modern tech+several thousand idiots they conned into fighting for a bad cause < 300 well-trained, motivated burly guys with swords.

 

[Tdc2182]

Get the oil and green screen, we are going to decimate history...

 

[blaqknoise]

Kill ever rapper and Disney singer. Plus Justin Beiber.

 

[mklnjbh]

Hostile invasion of Sealand.

 

[maninahat]

Teach them how to line dance.

 

[madmatt]

Firstly, genocide on bus drivers
secondly, i would take over the local castle and fortify it against the inland revenue
Thirdly, I would let them loose on the world after telling them the words "hello" and "mercy" are grievous insults to their pride.

 

[Kryzantine]

Overthrow the mayor of NYC.

It would make for some really sweet photographs, 300 Spartans walking down that street with marble all around, entering a building and beating the crap out of all the security guards. Leonidas throwing Bloomberg out a window would be the most epic photograph ever.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Storm the Whitehouse

 

[Dr. Danger]

Why would I have 300 Spartans? This seems like a much more pressing issue.

 

[Tuddle]

Why would I have 300 Spartans? This seems like a much more pressing issue.

I don't know, maybe you can ask them.
I am sure they can tell you why.

 

[SilverUchiha]

I would warp their minds into believing some drivel I say to be some sort of enlightened religious stuff. Start a cult with them as my followers. Once they trust me enough, I'll do one of three things.

(a) Have them to mass ritual suicide
(b) put their minds into mechanized creatures called Transformers.
(c) deliver them to the Ninja overlords.

 

[Ph33nix]

well first i would train them with guns
then we would rob some banks
like 20 simultaneously so they couldn't stop all of us.

 

[Shanecooper]

Why would I have 300 Spartans? This seems like a much more pressing issue.

Fine. No Spartans for you.