If you had 300 Spartans what would you do?

[Dr. Danger]

Why would I have 300 Spartans? This seems like a much more pressing issue.

Fine. No Spartans for you.

OI! Easy, Killer. I didn't say I didn't want them.

 

[Cptn_Squishy]

TONIGHT! WE DINE! AT APPLEBEE'S!

 

[Schizzy]

The best ever NFL or Soccer Team ever?

 

[DanDeFool]

I would conquer Fox News, and I'd kick Bill O'Riley into a hole when he called me a pinhead.

Alt: Replace Fox News with Vatican City, and replace Bill O'Riley with the Pope.

Either that, or I would whore them out to the UFC and make millions off of the side bets.

EDIT: And that's another thing. Did King Leonidas count as one of the 300 Spartans, or was it King Leonidas + 300 Spartans = 301 Spartans?

EDIT x2: Some more things to do with 300 Spartans.

Drive Chippendales out of business.

Open a moving service.

GET LAID 300 TIMES! (Because you didn't say they couldn't be Spartan WOMEN).

 

[CloggedDonkey]

go to the pub and make them behave well. that or go cloths shopping, or a massive road trip to Vegas.

and for the hell of it

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd join the IRA.

 

[Hollock]

Play twister.

 

[Tinneh]

Have them be my personal bodyguards, instructed to gang up on ANYONE who insults me, and stab them to death. Or anyone who tells me to get a haircut.

Get a haircut, NERD!

-Readies crowbar-
Try me.

 

[G1eet]

Grind them all up and market it as the world's best protein drink.

 

[Juven Ignus]

I'd take over that one abandoned sea base--I mean "country."

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

Have them be my personal bodyguards, instructed to gang up on ANYONE who insults me, and stab them to death. Or anyone who tells me to get a haircut.

Get a haircut, NERD!

-Readies crowbar-
Try me.

Alright then.

I will laugh as my spartans stab you to death and dance around your corpse.

MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAH*cough* FUCK

 

[Plurralbles]

Thriller.

That is all.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I don't know exactly, but something involving a war crime and a nation that rhymes with Mafganistan.

 

[VanQ]

I would put them in a bank, travel to the future and then I would have 3 million Spartans due to compound interest.

Quoting this for Epic Win!

 

[helldragonX]

Rob banks, and if we got sent to prison who cares? I got 300 at my back, I'd take the prison over and go back to robbing banks.

 

[Vrex360]

Considering my heritage, I would probably slay the inferior Spartans in the name of the mighty Sangheili!!!

Oh wait... you mean the other type of Spartan don't you?

In that case, I would make them all work in office cubicles completely seperated from the life they are more suited to and teach them instead to be more like the rest of us.

 

[PredatorKing]

I would have 300 sandwichs.

 

[S.R.S.]

Throw the most kick-ass party ever... in hell of course.

 

[FROGGEman2]

Look, I'm gong to be honest- a giant orgy.

Awesome.