If you had 300 Spartans what would you do?

[Armanox15]

30 spartans to carry a couch around with me on it.
50 to cook for me.
20 to do the housework.
50 to fight each other gladiator style.
And the other 150 will work in the ABS - Armanox's Bank of Sparta

 

[Dark Prophet]

I'd take away their war gear and send them home to their families.

 

[tkioz]

I know I'll be beaten to this, but start a gay porn studio, not my scene but there is money there.

 

[mrx19869]

thriller dance...

 

[II Vincent II]

Train them to use modern combat tactics and guns. Then, take over the world.

What if they turned on you. Guns would be a bad idea.

 

[II Vincent II]

I'd go to Comicon and we would make fun of all the people with painted on abs while showing off our glorious physiques. I guess it would be kind of hard to keep them under control when they got into the rape and pillaging mood.

Why would you want to?

I'd test the white house's desensive capabilities, just for the joy of seeing 300 spartans take (attempt to?) the white house

300 Spartans would annihilate the whitehouse. Those guards wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[BulletMoaf]

go to greece, i suppose. im not really into bossing people around, although if they really wanted me too, i guess id get something started, an organization or small country or something, i dunno ...

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I'd have them get me a bunch of boats... with vietnamese people on them... on fire.

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

I'd have them starring in a sitcom titled Threehundred's Company.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I'd have them go with me to a deserted island and then have our own personal battle royale there. THen I'd kill them all and leave the island with a grossly but justifiably inflated ego. "Hehe, I killed 300 spartans single handedly. Im DA MAN!" >

 

[II Vincent II]

Train them to use modern combat tactics and guns. Then, take over the world.

What if they turned on you. Guns would be a bad idea.

If they ever turned on you I wouldn't really be concerned about their weaponary =P

I would. They would fill me with lead.

 

[Loves2spooge]

Try to have the 21st birthday I actually wanted... wait, that sounds totally gay.

Actually, human domino. Then KFC.

 

[Mako SOLDIER]

Train them to use modern combat tactics and guns. Then, take over the world.

What if they turned on you. Guns would be a bad idea.

If they ever turned on you I wouldn't really be concerned about their weaponary =P

I would. They would fill me with lead.

Lol, they'd probably fill you with something else first

 

[Tuddle]

Train them to use modern combat tactics and guns. Then, take over the world.

What if they turned on you. Guns would be a bad idea.

If they ever turned on you I wouldn't really be concerned about their weaponary =P

I would. They would fill me with lead.

They will do whatever you tell them to do. So don't tell them to shoot you and you should be just fine. Unless you want to die epic.

 

[Redratson]

Monday: Hell
Tuesday: Arbys
Wednesday: Outback
Thursday: Chilli's
Friday: TGI Fridays

Don't know about Saturday and Sunday though.