If you had a 100 skill points in real life?

[MajoraPersona]

Music, art, and empathy are my dump stats, of course.

This means I'm pretty much out of luck, which is ironically another dump stat.

A couple points are claimed already since I've visited Italy, Greece, and briefly the US.

Let's see... I can shoot a small black square from 10 metres away with an air rifle, I can do some basic cooking (cake, spaghetti, pizza), I've dissected animals, done co-op at a veterinary clinic, played some sports as part of gym class (I'm running out of stuff already), supposedly survived a near-fatal allergic reaction, and I know most things before they happen due to either my pattern recognition or my ability to see the future. The last point might seem nice but I have no control over it and never do a thing about it (except that one time in Fallout 3, where I was able to reach Exploding Town Bastard slightly easier after recognizing that I'd seen myself do it).

So, all in all, that's maybe a 1 in that stuff, times 10 (including the countries), so that makes... Let's see... Carry the 1...

Oh, I also got top of the class in Sp.ed. Math, and had a short story published. So another +2.

So, 88 points left. Hm... I'd put 44 points in Mind Control and 44 points in Telekinesis.

 

[Metric Monkey]

50 to speed/agility 25 to strength and 25 to intellect.
A smart guy who knows how to fight? Damn right.

 

[SnowCold]

100 points in omnipotance

 

[RebootBlue]

All into luck. Then...I CAN DO ANYTHING!

 

[Gr333d]

100 points TO GRYFFINDOR

 

[fenrizz]

15 points in social skills
10 points in parenting
50 points in football (Barcelona here I come!)
10 points in networking
15 points in the dark arts

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Agreed, racism is the most awesome thing in the world. Also, half my family are Australian, my friend, so the use of Aus slang like 'pom' won't confuse me. Nice try though, convict.

Oh! See what I did there?

New Zealand actually. Pom is NZ slang. So feel free to insult the convicts all you wish. ^_-

Ha, really? I didn't realise it was New-Zealand originated? I thought it was from the Aus when the boats came and dropped them off with the old "Prisoner's of her Majesty" written on the side; POM. I actually want to research into that slang now...

And New Zealand's pretty bulletproof from where I'm standing, really. Can't really say anything about a country you never really took the time to learn about.

TO TEH INTARWEBS!

Let me spare you the trouble:
1. They have a lot of sheep
2. They filled the Lord of the Rings there
3......
4......
5... Oh and they have this one interesting tribe of Aborigines who are violent towards outsiders but supposedly really awesome to the people who learn their language.

On topic:

100 points towards "living life naturally."

 

[Khaos Theory]

100 pts in "Being an all powerful God"

*Dodges incoming lightning bolts*

 

[The_Echo]

All 100 points into Awesomeness. See, awesomeness translates into everything, so I'm set.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

100 points in Godliness.
I would patiently await the blue nakedness that would ensue.

 

[Aur0ra145]

All of them to airplane technique.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

100 points in love making.

Ah, but you forget the Charisma slot. What good is skill when you can't use it?

Charisma is not a skill, but an attribute.
OT: I'd probably spend them all in energy weapons.

 

[traceur_]

100 points into crazy ninja skillz.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

100 points in omnipotence

I was about to say the same exact thing.

 

[bradley348]

50 points into penis size,

50 points into world ruler stat

 

[Dramatic Flare]

5... Oh and they have this one interesting tribe of Aborigines who are violent towards outsiders

We used to have two but the first one killed and ate the others. Now the first one just eats nothing but fish and chips. It is like a divine punishment.
Oh and lord of the rings sucks so we do not admit to any part of its making. >.>

Oh and interesting side note. All Star Wars Storm Troopers are New Zealanders. Same with Boba and Jango Fett. HA!

1. Cannibalism still counts as violent.
2. That's your personal opinion
3. So THAT's where that accent comes from.

 

[garjian]

my usual... 100 into strength
though in these times... mebe 50 strength 50 endurance :| guns ruin everything :/

ahh... 100 into the teleport-into-your-own-fantasy-world skill...

50 points into penis size,

what good is that gonna do?
i find it puts women off most of the time...

and like someone said earlier... you need the charisma to use it :/

 

[Arqus_Zed]

50 points into become so good an inventer that I manage to create a teletransportation device.

Then another 50 points for being the most charismating dude on the planet.

That way, we could instantly transport all the excessive nourishment that would be otherwise destroyed. The huge milk puddle? Transport. The big milk puddle? Transport. Too much tomatoes? Transport.

The charisma is for convincing people to actually let me do this, you know how those fat cats are...

I'm gonna stop dreaming now.