If you had a Death Note how would you use it?

[crudus]

I would abuse it maliciously. Either for personal gain or fun. "Oh I don't like you? Die by a falling iceball because I say so".

Well do you remember the other rule?

The user of the Death Note can go to neither Heaven nor Hell.
I'm not sold on that.

Anyway if I was to use it I'd use it selfishly and just deal out punishment to those I hate.
Which are few and far between but still.

The way I am understanding this thread only the first 5 rules apply. I don't even see a shinigami mentioned.

 

[SckizoBoy]

First off, I'd come up with imaginative ways of killing Bob Diamond, Fred Goodwin and a whole load of other leeching fuckers. That would take about a year, and then scribble it all into the note. After that... keep it as and when I'm sufficiently rage-filled.

 

[rabidmidget]

I would use it to kill this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view].

 

[Corax_1990]

Id kill a few high profile criminals in hillarious and ironic ways and take out a series of high level religious leaders and politicians just to show off. Id use it to put myself in a position of power with access to large amount of information. With enougth planning, patience and tact, you could essentially run the world.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Sparing use to try to clean up the world a bit. Maybe like a less psychotic Light/Kyra. There are those that deserve death, and I shall be their hilarious reaper. Death by incredibly improbably but not impossible means.

 

[AdamRhodes]

Use its powers to become the God of a new world! A world filled with justice!

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I wouild write my name in it, putting a time of death 30 years in the future. Because my name has been written down, it cancels out other people from being able to wwrite my name in their deathnotes ... then I would make the Death God Eyes deal, then hunt down all the other people wi9th deathnotes.

Kill them, take their books, and burn them all ...

 

[AbstractStream]

I'd burn it.

I watched Death Note man.

Even when you win, you don't win.

Burn it is right.
No way I'd use that thing.

 

[crudus]

I'd burn it.

I watched Death Note man.

Even when you win, you don't win.

The show only happened because Light wanted it to be known he had magical powers. He kept getting closer and closer to L so Light could kill him. That is the only reason there was a story. You could just put random bullshit like "assassinated by follower", "killed by carbon monoxide poisoning", or "suicide".

 

[Project_Xii]

I'd use it, but probably only for worst case scenarios and people who shouldn't exist. And possibly people who piss me off on Facebook or Battle.net.

Nah jokes.... honest
>.>
<.<

The user of the Death Note can go to neither Heaven nor Hell.

*SPOILERS*
If you'd read the manga, you'd have seen that rule is actually a Shinigami joke. There is no heaven or hell in the universe that contains a Death Note. Whether the human uses the note or not, when they die, they're just going to die. Gone. So it's not a rule you'd need to care about.

I would use it to kill this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view].

Lol... nice one. That guy definitely deserves it.

 

[Stealthygamer]

I'd kill fox news then burn the death note

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Sell it to the highest bidder, with an incendiary device attached so that after it has been sold it burns to pieces.

 

[MrRetroSpectacles]

I'd use it on the WBC members, cause of death, crushed by three hundred tonnes of their own hate signs, time 6:66am, location, wherever they are, background music: it's oh so quiet by Bjork.

 

[Ekonk]

Kill Kim Jong Il, Muammar Gaddafi, Robert Mugabe, and any Mafia boss I can find his face and name of.

 

[Dirzzit]

The same way I used it in the other 50 fucking million threads just like this one.

 

[BanicRhys]

I'm going to assume that only the rules the OP mentioned apply because no possibility of an afterlife just kills the thread.

I would slowly bump off everyone in the world I don't like, for instance: Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, a few jerks from high school, Osama just to be sure, Ray William Johnson and various celebrities I never want to hear from again (Jennifer Garner, Angelina Jolie, the chick from Twilight etc).

I wouldn't even bother with the whole "change the world by killing all the evildoers" thing because I'd end up killing maybe 1 or 2 guys a month. Seriously, try finding the names and photos of large amounts of people who've committed serious crimes. It's really hard.

 

[Gunner 51]

Ooooh, what a delicious thread considering I'm in a really, really foul mood right now! XD

I'll be putting the names of my noisy neighbours and I shall have their demise through something like flesh eating bacteria similar to Cabin Fever.

Thanks for the catharsis, OP. I really needed it.
I'm in a much better and peaceful mood now.

 

[Exodus666]

Id totally use it, the Koch brothers, Roger Ailes and hmm a lot of Fox news personell would be in trouble.