If you had a Death Note how would you use it?

[ShindoL Shill]

i would use it exactly like Light does.
and theres a whole section on the written rules and loopholes in the Death Note. at the start of every anime/manga chapter is about 3 of them. theres 100-and something (115 i think) chapters, not including the bonus ending because it never got anime'd

I'd use it on the WBC members, cause of death, crushed by three hundred tonnes of their own hate signs, time 6:66am, location, wherever they are, background music: it's oh so quiet by Bjork.

rookie mistake: you cant control the background music, so they'd all heart-attack. plus you cant make sure there will be the signs over them all at that (nonexistant but i'll deal with that) time.
and the number of the Beast is 616 anyway.

Use its powers to become the God of a new world! A world filled with justice!

can i have your drivers license.
for... unrelated purposes.
one with a valid picture...
cos i mean there can only be one God.
thats unrelated though.

 

[LegoDudeGuy]

I would use it to kill this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view].

Hey man, WHY do you want to KILL ME???????

That hurt's (on the inside).

 

[ShindoL Shill]

i'd use it to kill the creator of death note. then i'd stop seeing so many creepy gothic cosplayers at conventions and on the internet. i also wouldn't have to type this either, but then if i didn't i never would of killed him which would result in a time paradox and i'd have to reboot the universe.

I would kill Stephenie Meyer for ruining vampires with ugh twilight

actually the Death Note cant control time and space, so they'd die after the creation. sorry.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

I'd burn it. I believe that Light mentioned in the manga that you could destroy it with fire, thought I'm not certain. Regardless, absolute power corrupts absolutely, and I would certainly end up using the book for evil if I had it.

 

[John Pepperell]

i'd use it to kill the creator of death note. then i'd stop seeing so many creepy gothic cosplayers at conventions and on the internet. i also wouldn't have to type this either, but then if i didn't i never would of killed him which would result in a time paradox and i'd have to reboot the universe.

I would kill Stephenie Meyer for ruining vampires with ugh twilight

actually the Death Note cant control time and space, so they'd die after the creation. sorry.

Doesn't meant I don't want her to die for ruining them

 

[Death God]

I would get the Shinigami eyes and only use the book for dire emergencies like dictators taking over a country or so on. But the eyes? I would use them every where, every day.

 

[YawningAngel]

You realise the never-go-to-heaven-or-hell thing can be bypassed by having some dupe use it for you, right?

 

[g3ko]

Pretty much how Light used it.

yes, also, payed assasin, aaaaand, if a real life L would show up, this:

http://silentreaper.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=192#/dx1lk0

it's not mine, but remembered it when I read the post

 

[UnknownGunslinger]

I would use it
A lot!
And much the way Light used it I reckon - though I won't go after the petty criminals the way he did.

I'll try to get to the roots of the problems - Corrupt politicians, judges, lawyers, those greedy morons who wrecked half the Worlds economy and got away from it with large bonuses, zealous religious leaders, warring African gangs, the...
Ok, I'm gonna stop now cause I sound like a mad person
But seriously give me a page from the Death Note and I'll have this world in top shape in a matter of weeks

 

[Monkey_Warfare]

Start with Justin Beiber, then the guy who invented decaffeinated coffee. I would use it in a selfish pattern killing competition/people who annoy me. I would most likely also try and start world war 3, killing important officials and making it look like foreign countries had a hand in it, the advantage is with the book I can dictate nuclear death which should force nuclear war. Well that or just kill anyone in competition with me, instant election win.

 

[mega48man]

i'd use it to kill the creator of death note. then i'd stop seeing so many creepy gothic cosplayers at conventions and on the internet. i also wouldn't have to type this either, but then if i didn't i never would of killed him which would result in a time paradox and i'd have to reboot the universe.

I would kill Stephenie Meyer for ruining vampires with ugh twilight

actually the Death Note cant control time and space, so they'd die after the creation. sorry.

dayum. ok how about this; i get up off my ass and kill him the old fashioned way. none of this new age death book stuff you hoolagins use today.

but what if the death note could give you a premonition or something else gave you a premonition of the future. then use the death note to kill the person involved in that premonition thus controlling the the future. and remember, you can't be trolling without controlling

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I would kill Stephenie Meyer for ruining vampires with ugh twilight
...
Doesn't meant I don't want her to die for ruining them

how can you ruin faeries though?

 

[viking97]

let's see, michael bay, glenn beck, that one guy who kept killing me with the piss rifle on tf2...

ya, i've never seen the show but it sounds like a nice thing to have.

buried under a pile of newspapers would be my preferred cause of death (i have a tasty cookie for anyone who knows what that's from)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

dayum. ok how about this; i get up off my ass and kill him the old fashioned way. none of this new age death book stuff you hoolagins use today.

but what if the death note could give you a premonition or something else gave you a premonition of the future. then use the death note to kill the person involved in that premonition thus controlling the the future. and remember, you can't be trolling without controlling

you would only have the premonition of the person dying by your hand, creating a paradox as you have no reason to kill them.
thanks for destroying time and space, jerk.

 

[John Pepperell]

I would kill Stephenie Meyer for ruining vampires with ugh twilight
...
Doesn't meant I don't want her to die for ruining them

how can you ruin faeries though?

she ruined vampires with her fairy boy gay ass vampires and werewolves with her striper-wolves

 

[PatrickXD]

Use it on death row inmates immediately before execution, that would be funny
Alternatively, I'd just keep it just in case I believe someone deserves to die.

 

[mega48man]

dayum. ok how about this; i get up off my ass and kill him the old fashioned way. none of this new age death book stuff you hoolagins use today.

but what if the death note could give you a premonition or something else gave you a premonition of the future. then use the death note to kill the person involved in that premonition thus controlling the the future. and remember, you can't be trolling without controlling

you would only have the premonition of the person dying by your hand, creating a paradox as you have no reason to kill them.
thanks for destroying time and space, jerk.

it was a pleasure, BUT, you'll be glad to know all i need to do is reboot it through the tardis matrix by overloading it with the power of the sun, and everything should be back to normal

 

[Jabberwock King]

Joe FUCKING Lieberman... and most congressional republicans. Order them to pass cap-and-trade, tax reforms, and legalize marijuana with a robust regulatory system comparable to tobacco and alcohol first. Afterwords, they will die in ironic, hypocritical, or embarrassing ways, like attempting auto-erotic asphyxiation in the presence of gay porn, or tripping and smashing their heads on a toilet.

Also, Dick Cheney, death by heart attack... poetic justice...

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Wait, can I add "If" to any of the deaths?

Cos that would essentially make me omniscient.

 

[Futureman]

I would save it for when if I ever need it