If you had a Death Note how would you use it?

[CthulhuMessiah]

The same thing Light did.

 

[Saltyk]

I'd probably use it, but very sparingly. I'd find ways to kill dangerous people or just capture them by having their subordinates reveal information about them. You can't use the Death Note to have a person kill someone else, but no one said you can't have them spill their guts about information. And I'll admit, I would be very tempted to use it for personal gain.

As for the not going to Heaven point of the death note. Did you guys see the series? It explains that the reason the user of the death note can't go to Heaven or Hell is because they don't exist. So, if your gonna accept the existence of the death note, you have to accept the rules of the series.

On another note. I just know that if some random idiot got a death note they would write the name of some world leader in it just for the laughs at the idea. The scary alternative would be them doing it hoping to kill that person.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

pretty much the same as Light except i'd try not to die at the end...
i wonder if you'd turn into a shinigami after using a Death Note a certain amount???

 

[RetardedKitty]

I would Kill 'L' with it and then all the Politics in my country for ruining it for their own personal interest.

 

[the trooper]

i would draw manga in it. A cookie for anyone who understands that reference.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

actually, now that i really think about it. the smartest thing to do would be to make the deal for the eyes, and only kill people who's lifespan is almost at zero.

 

[TheCrazyAu55ie]

If i had one i'd deffintly use it after i found out what happens to you when you finaly die lol it would be a load of fun of course i'd only use it when its completely needed say getting rid of a rapeist/ murdere who got off with only a few years in jail

 

[ShindoL Shill]

dayum. ok how about this; i get up off my ass and kill him the old fashioned way. none of this new age death book stuff you hoolagins use today.

but what if the death note could give you a premonition or something else gave you a premonition of the future. then use the death note to kill the person involved in that premonition thus controlling the the future. and remember, you can't be trolling without controlling

you would only have the premonition of the person dying by your hand, creating a paradox as you have no reason to kill them.
thanks for destroying time and space, jerk.

it was a pleasure, BUT, you'll be glad to know all i need to do is reboot it through the tardis matrix by overloading it with the power of the sun, and everything should be back to normal

but... but we need the sun to not die.
and then you just make everything up until then pointless...
and the tardis cant handle a paradox, which is why it couldnt hold two Amys.

 

[thylasos]

Douse it in liquid lighter fluid, chuck it in a metal bin, outside, set fire to it. Bury the ashes.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

It's murder either way.

Might as well use it for personal gain.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Wow, havent seen a thread like this since '09. I'd keep it. Just for giggles.

 

[mega48man]

dayum. ok how about this; i get up off my ass and kill him the old fashioned way. none of this new age death book stuff you hoolagins use today.

but what if the death note could give you a premonition or something else gave you a premonition of the future. then use the death note to kill the person involved in that premonition thus controlling the the future. and remember, you can't be trolling without controlling

you would only have the premonition of the person dying by your hand, creating a paradox as you have no reason to kill them.
thanks for destroying time and space, jerk.

it was a pleasure, BUT, you'll be glad to know all i need to do is reboot it through the tardis matrix by overloading it with the power of the sun, and everything should be back to normal

but... but we need the sun to not die.
and then you just make everything up until then pointless...
and the tardis cant handle a paradox, which is why it couldnt hold two Amys.

exactly!!!

 

[Amphoteric]

i'd totally use it on this one dude i know, he's such a fuckin arrogant piece of shit

So naturally he deserves death.

Yeah, it can't possibly bring good. I have no idea what I would do with it though.

 

[Yoshemo]

Goodbye politicians... all of em

 

[Seishisha]

I'd only use it once, im not vindictive but if anyone deserves a slow painfull death involving having every cell in your body explode one after another untill absoluting nothing remains is the man who single handedly caused me so much angst and hatred that litteraly ruined months of my life it is he, i ofcourse mean the man who invented the crazy frog.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Could you use it to extend someone's life? Say, tell it t kill someone in a year, who would otherwise die in a week.

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

I would have quite a moral choice dilemma. Do I use it to play God or stash it for safe keeping some ware?

Edit: Seems like most of the community would have no problems with playing God with it. Well, the Escapist is a bit of a downer community so not surprising.

 

[LadyDeadly]

how would I use it?

EXTREMELY.