If you had a haunted house...

[Overlord Moo]

If you had a haunted house, what would you call it and have in it. And I'm talking about a real haunted house, not the one's you pay to get into.

I'm naming mine " Stereotypical Haunted House"


Guess where that came from and get a reward.

 

[Motti]

I would fill it with the ghosts of unborn games, crying out in agony to their developers, yearning to be played. Any game developer that has canceled a game must walk through this house of the unborn ones. If they still have the balls to go through with it, they will earn my eternal respect.

 

[Khazoth]

I'd call it For Sale..

And have boxes in it until the moving van arrived.

 

[manaman]

I'd call it For Sale..

And have boxes in it until the moving van arrived.

Afraid of a little ghost? If TV, movies, and video games have taught me anything it is that shotguns fix 90% of your problems, including ghosts.

 

[Khazoth]

Yes, even if the ghost was casper and wanted to be my best friend.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I would call it The Dark And Terrible Abode Of Dr. Evil 'Kill You Slowly With Torture' Darkness.
The ghosts would all be happy dead people who spawn ribbons and rainbows for kicks.

 

[Frybird]

My haunted house had a sign that would say:
"To all teenage girls. Please, either do not enter or don't scream. It's really annoying when you try to sleep"

I would probably call it "Haunted House on Un-Haunted Hill although...wait, does a haunted house make the hill it stands haunted?"

 

[fletch_talon]

I would fill it with the ghosts of unborn games, crying out in agony to their developers, yearning to be played. Any game developer that has canceled a game must walk through this house of the unborn ones. If they still have the balls to go through with it, they will earn my eternal respect.

You make a good point, almost good enough to reconsider my thoughts on abortion. But then cancelled game is more like a murdered toddler than an aborted foetus.

 

[iain62a]

Yes, even if the ghost was casper and wanted to be my best friend.

Especially if the ghost was Casper and wanted to be your best friend.

 

[Sable Gear]

The Darkshire Manor; and it would be really creepy on the outside, all run-down and creaky and whatnot, but the only ghost activity would be one little spectre that flicks a lamp in the living room on and off for about 10 mins each night. The inside of course would look like a mansion.

Or the Pleasanthill; really nice on the outside, fine plaster, nice windows, with a gateway to hell in the basement and constant demonic activity throughout all floors at all hours of the day.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd call it Ravenswood. It'd be a beautiful huge mansion in the contryside. Except at night when ghosts come and and rape you, murder you, peel off your skin and eat you, but not always in that order. These would be really evil ghosts that would really fuck you up in the head if you survived...and one always would. muahaha.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I'd scatter leaves throughout the house to ward off the Minotaur and charge money for people to come in and investigate.

 

[soul_rune1984]

Home

 

[beholdmycape]

Amityville, man.

 

[seamusotorain]

"Not Luigi's Mansion"

I would exile every long-haired, wet, snivelling 4-year-old Japanese ghost to this place. It'd have 16 bathrooms for them to hide in the water/clog up the drains with said hair.

 

[traceur_]

I'd call it "the free sex, drugs and rock and roll house that the cops don't know about", to lure retarded people to their deaths, bwahaha.

 

[Fbuh]

I had one. It sucked. There was absolutely nothing fun about it and everyone was miserable all the time, due to the low-grade evil that permeated the entire place. It was an old tenant farmer house rented form the state of Maryland, set back in the middle of nowhere on peninsula in the Chesapeake Bay. The area had been a plantation hundreds of years earlier, and there were still barns and old foundations in the woods. I wasn't kidding about ti being haunted, either. Some freaky shit happened there. Voices, apparitions, pets dying for no reason after freaking the hell out, etc. Two different people said they saw a burnt, charred face looking in the window one night. As far as we know, there were two instances of fires in the past, one was a neighboring house, the other a barn.

 

[iJosh]

Haunted houses. I wouldn't name it. I'd sell it for like 20 dollars.