If you had a son, what would you name him?

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Zuljeet said:
allrighty. My wife and I are having a really hard time picking a boys name for our next child (if it's a girl, we have that squared away). So I turn to you, escapist forum. What are some good boy names?

PS. We have ruled out Sue and Skeletor ;(
May I ask what name you picked for if it's a girl please? Im a curious person.
 

ShotgunZombie

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Honestly... I have no clue, I'm not very good at coming up with names. Therefore his mother shall name him! Man, good luck my hypothetical son, you're gonna need it.
 

Fishehh

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I would name him Scipio (pronounced "Sip-ee-o") from the book "The Thief Lord"or Lelouch... because he is Zero. What? don't want Zero for a child? Fine, then maybe Scipio isn't too bad?
 

MarsProbe

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Jebediah Starbane.

Actually, I have no idea, really. I doubt I'd get away with the above and it's likely, should the situation arise where I would have a son to name, the decision wouldn't be solely mine to make. Unless this as of yet imaginary women happens to be as daft as me when it comes to these things, in which case Jebediah Starbane it is...
 

rutger5000

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I think naming is very personal. I would call my son Willem after the person who thaught me so much more then he realizes, and as a constant reminder of myself what I hope to teach the boy. I don't think the name has any meaning to you, so no reason to go for that name.
Just go for a name that means something for you.
If I ever had a second son I might call him Woody, but that's a very big might.
 

Fidelias

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Name him Revan! Then you can always shout "ALL HAIL REVAN!" when he walks into the room.

...I wish my parents named me Revan...

Anyway, for a more serious name, Gabriel. I don't know why, I just love that name.
 

ryanxm

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Sue. Then i would leave him and his mother, leaving him to track me down across the american south west. And then he would write a song about it.
 

Stammer

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If I had a son, his name would be Roy David Stamm. But there's a story behind that.

I have no idea what to say for your child. Well, nothing wrong with Roy anyway.
 

AbsoluteVirtue18

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I already got my kid's names planned out.

Samantha, Corbin or Rachel for a girl

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Duncan, Joseph or Adrian for a boy
 

CrazyGirl17

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Adam
Daniel
Chris
Ian
Samuel
Luke
Benjamin
Jack
Ryan
Andrew

...So as you can see, it'd be hard for me to pick one...
 

Gammaj4

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Shamgar.
Ahem.
Judges 3:31:
After Ehud came Shamgar son of Anath, who struck down six hundred Philistines with an oxgoad. He too saved Israel.
He's got one verse to his name, still one of the most awesome guys in the whole bloody book.