If you had a time machine?

[Hazy]

Find the bastard who had the idea to cut Toonami.

And make him pay.

I believe Stuart Snyder is the man you're looking for.

Cheers!

Toonami, wasn't that an anime part of cartoonnetwork?

It was back when Cartoon Network was actually worth a shit.
Where we could listen to the soothing voice of Steve Blum playing a robot named TOM who reviewed games, and showed english dubbed anime.

In short, it was a young and old otaku's dream.
I pretty much died inside the day it was canceled.

I didn't see dad for 3 weeks after that.

Once you get your time machine. Let me know. I wish to assist you.
Toonami was like Adult Swim before Adult Swim. Back when cartoons actually had balls.

Also, I say when we're done with that guy, we find the guy who cancelled Megas XLR.

Glad to have you aboard, my friend.

These crimes against anime-lovers everywhere end. And they end tonight.
Load up, we're going in.

 

[spartan773]

I'd go to the future, learn the secrets of genetic re-engineering, go back in time to just before I was born, pose as a doctor, and improve myself physically and mentally.

i'd do that and prevent my parents from having my sister and randomly bitchslap someone while wearing a richard nixon mask. XD

 

[Irridium]

Find the bastard who had the idea to cut Toonami.

And make him pay.

I believe Stuart Snyder is the man you're looking for.

Cheers!

Toonami, wasn't that an anime part of cartoonnetwork?

It was back when Cartoon Network was actually worth a shit.
Where we could listen to the soothing voice of Steve Blum playing a robot named TOM who reviewed games, and showed english dubbed anime.

In short, it was a young and old otaku's dream.
I pretty much died inside the day it was canceled.

I didn't see dad for 3 weeks after that.

Once you get your time machine. Let me know. I wish to assist you.
Toonami was like Adult Swim before Adult Swim. Back when cartoons actually had balls.

Also, I say when we're done with that guy, we find the guy who cancelled Megas XLR.

Glad to have you aboard, my friend.

These crimes against anime-lovers everywhere end. And they end tonight.
Load up, we're going in.

We'll need someone to provide us tech support. A boy genius of some kind...

 

[capin Rob]

Go way back in time and bury random modern items in the earth, so they form fossils. Then I'll 'discover' them, make millions, and begin one of the biggest mysteries the world has ever seen.

Or find the missing evolutionary link, kill it, bury it somewhere I can find it, so I can use it to shut creationists up.

If you klled it and buried it the effect of contintal drift would happen and it would be quite difficult to find.


( if you don't know what continental drift is, Google it)

 

[Angerwing]

Go way back in time and bury random modern items in the earth, so they form fossils. Then I'll 'discover' them, make millions, and begin one of the biggest mysteries the world has ever seen.

Or find the missing evolutionary link, kill it, bury it somewhere I can find it, so I can use it to shut creationists up.

Wow, the first time a GOOD idea of mine was ninja'd (I never have good ideas )

But apart from that, I'd go back to when Jesus got crucified and sing 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'

Cookie stack for the reference!

EDIT: I might also go forward in time, steal a few GAU-8's, go BACK to the American Civil War and hand them over to Lincoln.
Now SHIT WOULD BE AWESOME!

Life of Brian. Toooooooo easy.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

On principle I wouldn't really go back in time to change anything. I wouldn't know how it would change the future (the Butterfly Effect). Still I guess I wouldn't mind going around in ancient times and just screw with people. Then I would become their trickster god and centuries later when a statue of me is found, I'd stand up looking at it going: "Hmmm... He looks somehow familar...", then go on my merry way, screwing with people's minds... ACROSS TIME! (Oh and perhaps screw some other things. Oh yeah I'd spread my genes far and wide... ACROSS TIME!)

 

[Kiriona]

I'd go forward to when all humanity is GONE and live happily ever after. Or I'd go back to when there was a lot more open space, less cities and people were more respectful.

 

[WhyteBoy]

Bring ISAAC NEWTON to present day so he could leap us thousands of years in scientific discovery again. And maybe do other cool things, like reinvent reality as we know it.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

EDIT: I might also go forward in time, steal a few GAU-8's, go BACK to the American Civil War and hand them over to Lincoln.
Now SHIT WOULD BE AWESOME!

There's a story like that: "Guns of the South" by Harry Turtledove. Some South African white supremists take a bunch of AK's back to the Civil War and give them to Lee so that slavery will live on. It's quite a good read.

 

[Insanum]

I'd go back 4 years & beat a Guy who punched me so hard in high school it messed up my teeth (that i didnt notice till about 6 months ago) with a Cattle Prod.

I'd beat him into a coma, And make sure his last words heard are "you shouldn't of done that Lance. You shouldnt have done that."

...I think ive been reading the "Jerks in their place" thread a bit too much...

 

[John Doe123]

Go back in time when I was hungry, eat fried chicken, go to the future, go back to the past, so I can relive the greasy fried goodness.(repeat)

 

[The Heik]

If i had a time machine I would go back in time to the 1940's and convince the U.S military to go to war with russia, Why? for better videogames of coruse

Make sure that they bring back all those really awesome kids shows (Reboot, Gargoyles, Mummies Alive etc.) to modern schedules so that we can finally watch something interesting on Teletoon without having to resort to waking up at the ungodly hour of 5am.

 

[kelsyk]

Go back in time about 2000 years and watch for myself whether Jesus actually came back from the grave. Then hop around time, mostly in the future, just to see whats there.

 

[Freedomario]

use it to go into the future , ask a scientist to make a cryogenic-stasis thing like in the Matrix where i can make VR Games and make it so it can fly into different dimensions so i can meet up with myself and possibly trade bodys for round a week-or so.

 

[Snarky Username]

I would go to the Revolutionary War and help the British win. Why? So that I could get an English accent, mostly

 

[Asturiel]

First of all go back in time and tell my future self not to make such terrible mistakes in my love life.

Then after that go to Jesus time and verify my faith.

After that? Hookers and blow across time mate, hookers and blow...

 

[The Night Shade]

If i had a time machine i ask famouse dead people to sign autogrhaps

 

[rokema]

I'd probably take a T-rex and start taming it, but i'm too lazy so i'd probably fast-forward it and then I'd ride around Amsterdam and get high with my T-rex

 

[joshuaayt]

I'd find that one sponge that everything evolved from and eat it.

 

[Lucane]

I'd take an elite multinational military force back in time to capture and tame dinosaurs for use in large scale battles. Imagine a giant armoured dinosaur covered in guns tearing through wave after wave of poorly crafted soviet era tanks.

or go to the future am learn how to make a working metal gear rex/ray or gekko. (Hey someone is probaly working on it sooner or later.)