No one without these examples of people we dont know what could happen the world may end or have a worse fate then our current one
If you had an elite band of 'assassins'...
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How about this:SckizoBoy said:
Bill O'Reilly sits behind his desk. He turns backward to grab a doughnut. When he turns back, a Titan is standing there, "How the hell did it... CREEEEEEEEEED!"
Sorry, I just had to.
I'd send my Assassins to kill whoever was responsible for Spirits Within, and by proxy everything that is wrong with Square. Then I'd have them counter-assassinate Lee Harvey Oswald to save JFK. Finally, I'd off the 9/11 terrorists to prevent America from spiraling into paranoia politics and robing Georgie-boy of his reelection.
What, send THEM into the future to kill people? Why would I do that? I want to be the one killing people. Sending other people to do that is no fun at all. Now, who would I assassinate?
Jesus. See how those Christians adapt their bible, then sigh at their persistence and move on.
Jesus. See how those Christians adapt their bible, then sigh at their persistence and move on.
You mean before Rome converted?Infernai said:
That...actually what I want to see.
Alright, I'll send them back in time to kill HP. Lovecraft.
Why? For the Lulz of course.
train with them! then once i am able to beat all of them, train other people to be like us then start a movement groups in china. take over china and stop selling everything to america! during that time the president will come over and then i can say "I have met the president of the united states of america hell yeah!" oh and run china or give it to the mafia or something afterwards.
The Grimmest place I've ever visited is Thiepval near Ypres. A monument the size of a moderately large multi-story car park absolutely covered with names, and it gets worse when you learn that Thiepval is just a list of the people who are still MISSING! I only wish I'd been older when I'd visited so I could have truly understood the scale, I was only about 9. The one thing that did really hit home is that there are around 10 names there that share my mothers family name and we have no idea if any of them are blood relatives or not.Comando96 said:Damn, the first one is the one I would want.El Poncho said:
Personally I would target the head of News Corp whoever it is (unless they were no a par with Jesus morally) so that whoever took over would subsequently be assassinated up until the point where no one would want to be the ceo of the corporation and hopefully it would be split up into smaller units. If they announced they'd break it up, I'd let them live though... so long as it was relatively fast.
Your forgetting that the general mood of the entire country at the time. Hitler took power because the people let him.ChromaticWolfen said:
If there was no Hitler then there either would have been a civil war or even the total breaking up of the country back into small states like seen with Prussia and former Holy Roman Empire territories... OR there could have been a communist revolution as there were two political forces in Germany at the time, it was just the case that the Nazi party was the most organised and therefore got the votes, with agreement of the other parties all communist parties were banned as they were feared throughout Europe (As we have seen, feared for good reason). If Hitler didn't pull in the votes that he did (he filled out 20,000 stadiums so don't knock his capabilities, there could have been other revolutions.
The final possibility was that another leader headed the Nazi party who could have been better/worse in the sense of brutality and scope. Maybe Britain would have been taken and the battle against Russia would have been a different affair all together, maybe ending in an United States of Europe...
There are entire books dedicated to the topic "What if Hitler was shot a little higher up during the somme". The outcomes in them still result in a very large war and millions dying. But hey, at least he would be remembered as a faceless name on a mass grave slate with 24,917 others:
I've been there ^^^ Its fucking grim... each of those blocks isn't an individual person like the GB and contributors, France, USA get... they are covered full with names. Officers get a slate on the floor filled with officers from the same regiments, low ranking men get those blocks.
Preventing a guys name becoming notorious is a rather pointless... point.
1. Why is assassins in quotations?
2. This captcha just asked me to enter "The Holy Grail Of Pants" as my answer.
3. I would choose to eliminate myself the moment before I made the decision to eliminate myself, therefore creating a time paradox and destroying the entire universe.
2. This captcha just asked me to enter "The Holy Grail Of Pants" as my answer.
3. I would choose to eliminate myself the moment before I made the decision to eliminate myself, therefore creating a time paradox and destroying the entire universe.
I have one thing to say about this... TIME PARADOX!
If you had somebody in the past killed then would not be able to do whatever it was that made you want to kill them. Therefor you would have never sent assassins to kill him/her so they would still be alive. And then it will all repeat over and over, and over, and over again. Though I might just be reading into it too much.
Though if the "Time paradox" theory did not apply I would send half of them to kill Abraham Lincoln's killer, John Wilks Booth, and then send the other half of them to kill Martin Luther King Jr.'s killer.
If you had somebody in the past killed then would not be able to do whatever it was that made you want to kill them. Therefor you would have never sent assassins to kill him/her so they would still be alive. And then it will all repeat over and over, and over, and over again. Though I might just be reading into it too much.
Though if the "Time paradox" theory did not apply I would send half of them to kill Abraham Lincoln's killer, John Wilks Booth, and then send the other half of them to kill Martin Luther King Jr.'s killer.
What? Send them to the past? But then I wouldn't have them HERE, to do my bidding as my minions, and securing my place as the Awesome Emperor of Earth. And yes, everyone will address me as The Awesome Emperor of Earth, or they will be secured in a space shuttle and launched into space, where they will be stranded for eternity!!! On the bright side, NASA will get a bigger budget. I will also put funding towards creating a giant robot army.
I've been there too, One of my relatives was up there. My Great Granddad The King's Shropshire Light Infantry KSLI. Granddad then missed the Second because he was in a mine, but was called up for national service and went to Korea. He came back with shell shock, due to Korea's status as an artillery war and him being part of the poor bloody infantry in the KSLI too. My dad went to Northern Ireland part of the Light Infantry 2nd regiment 2LI and while on patrol the man stood next to him was killed by an IRA sniper, I wasn't born for a long time afterwards. I may not have been typing now if the coin had landed the opposite of what it had.NinjaDeathSlap said:
I am now considering joining the army too... my family... doesn't really learn but its just something about the life that attracted most of us xD
Trust me thought, that German memorial is just... the aura around it is dark. Thousands and thousands is crammed into a very small area. All of the entente dead are buried in open terrain with one grave per body and all names listed without a grave. The German one... man is was disrespectful... they lost the war but they're fucking humans and they really got raw treatment on the section of the battlefield they actually have been able to account for. Most don't have graves.
In that case I'll send them to Pompeii circa 79 AD. That'll teach them to be so narrow-minded and selfish with their time-travelling abilities.crop52 said:
Or your thing about the time machine, that could work too... >.>
LOL, perhaps it should be "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...!" *STOMP!* before an angry Titan crewmember goes "and who's supposed to clean that up?!"Da Orky Man said:
I would make a Brotherhood that lasts for all of time, basicly we would kill all evil!
Simple enough.
Simple enough.
