If you had nearly an unlimited supply of money...

[Jakub324]

Buy Canada and start my own country there. Capital city will be called Masagard.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

First, I buy me a Lincoln car and then travel the US, giving out cash to anyone I meet while blasting this:

 

[Throwitawaynow]

If I had an unlimited supply of monkeys? Well, obviously I would make an army out of them. Does food come with the monkeys?

Reread the title, it says money. Nvm, *insert snarky insult about thread based on originality*.

 

[electric_warrior]

I don't know. I guess, nice house with an indoor lap pool, a big assed TV for gaming n whatnot and various other cool things to keep me amused. I'd probably give a lot of it to charity, i already give £5 a month to the NSPCC and I'm flat broke, and the rest would go on coke and hookers. I kid, but I guess food, clothes holidays etc.

 

[Baneat]

Give everyone in the world a trillion dollars each and see what happens.

 

[daydreamerdeluxe]

If I had an unlimited supply of monkeys? Well, obviously I would make an army out of them. Does food come with the monkeys?

Reread the title, it says money. Nvm, *insert snarky insult about thread based on originality*.

An army? With an infinite amount of monkeys? You're doing it terribly, you need to get them all typewriters and rewrite Shakespeare!!!

 

[BRex21]

Get the danged space program up and running again! Seriously though, i dont think i would donate to charity so much as use my financial independence to get involved in charity. As firefly's juble early said whats life without work, i would love to take a stab at creating functional economies in third world nations.
Although thats the working for a living me talking, if I could do whatever I wanted, I may just go off and explore the world.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

I would travel the world for years, then settle down in the country I liked the most.

 

[newwiseman]

I would completely retrofit the school district I work for so I don't have to work hard keeping outdated computers running.

 

[James Crook]

Give as much as I need to to fund human enhancement research. Because screw natural evolution, I want to punch through walls now.

 

[Throwitawaynow]

If I had an unlimited supply of monkeys? Well, obviously I would make an army out of them. Does food come with the monkeys?

Reread the title, it says money. Nvm, *insert snarky insult about thread based on originality*.

An army? With an infinite amount of monkeys? You're doing it terribly, you need to get them all typewriters and rewrite Shakespeare!!!

Jokes aside, my other thought was medical testing. I would totally be fine with a Rise of the Apes type scenario. (so tired I almost typed rise of the aides)

 

[somonels]

Abandon society but live on it's fringe as a hobo, quietly observing these creatures called "poor people."

 

[Qtoy]

Buy a nice apartment on a nearby high-rise near the river, get myself a new Dodge Charger and a Lotus Elise, and further my education.
I'd store it in a bank for years until I run for state senatorship, I'll fund my own independent campaign using my own money. Then I'd be set for life with a job as a senator, as I move up the political ladder.
That nullifies my need for the money, so I'll go out and give it to humanitarian causes at a rate that won't destabilize the economy.

 

[Mr S]

I would have a robot built for me which looks and acts like a human in every way. After that, I'll see later.

 

[ecoho]

bail out the US get a card that says i dont ever have to pay taxes again for doing it. then buy a portion of wyoming build a dam compound make said compound outside of US law (ie an embassy) put up signs that trespassers will be shot, then make secret tunnel that led out buy cheap ass apartment and make a fake ID go out find a girl who liked me and not for my money...... i have allot of free time.

 

[GeneWard]

Helicopters. I love flightsims and would just buy so many helicopters. My personal favourite being the Eurocopter 802's. I'd probably do something nice with them though, like airdrop food into Africa.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

hire some boats, buy gravel and rocks and build an island. then build some houses on it. then get a few guns, get scientists to work on power armour and get surgeons to give me bone claws, because fuck mother nature.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Nothing. Almost unlimited money=almost unlimited inflation.
However, a condo on Phobos sounds nice.
Captcha question was "Which retail company is leading the pants revolution?"
Wait, what?

 

[mrc390]

Pay all the old members of Pink Floyd to have a ten hour reunion gig in my huge mansion on the fucking moon while Megan Fox gives me a lapdance.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Important things first; Hookers and Blow pay off all my debts and ensure my family is financial secure for times to come. Now then, the expensive and unecessary shit:

I would live in a mansion/airship, take some friends and go wherever the hell I please around the world. Use my science money to Genetically engineer my own Gyarados, make me into an inspector gadget meets Terminator type cyborg and invent a machine that converts Carbon Dioxide into bacon. Finally I'd revive Phil Lynott, Kurt Cobain, Quorthon, Chuck Schuldiner, Keith Moon, Nick Drake, Jimi Hendrix, all of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Cliff Burton and any other great dead musicians I happen to think of to have the most bitching concert ever witnessed by man. Christ, I really love these type of threads I really get to run away with them.