If you had one wish.. ANY wish? What would it be?

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Boneasse said:
If you could have one wish, and only one (excluding wishing for more wishes, since that's illegal!) what would it be?

World Domination? Immortality?

I'd love to live a peaceful life until I died of old age. You know, just have it good and not worry about diseases and such.

Take it seriously or don't. It's up to you. Let your wildest fantasy come true...

Oh, and I searched the forums but I couldn't find if this thread has ever been made?
I have a fairly elaborate plan of word domination brewing, the only catalyst I need is the powers of a Lovecraftian god. As in Nyarlanothep or similar.
 

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Money, for me. Because when you grow up poor you realize that money can in fact, buy happiness for you and for others. And with money, I could buy anything else I'd ever think of wishing for.
 

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Triffid said:
hazabaza1 said:
A magic genie lamp.

Hey, I didn't actually wish for more wishes, so nyah, nyah to you.
djinn (or genies) are actually, according to Arabic mythology, demons that trick humans by luring them with the promise of granting wishes, and then they eat them.


Enjoy your wish, you're demon lunch
Well, what I meant, is that I wish for an Aladdin style genie HAH I WIN
 

FalloutJack

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One Wish to rule them all. One Wish to guide them all into place. One Wish to bind them, and One Wish to destroy them all.

That's not my wish. I just wanted to throw that in there.

Ummm...I would like a single sample of the substance I refer to as metacells. The rest will fall into place. Mwa ha haaa...
 

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What about the power to make/do anything? It'd be basically faster and simpler than more wishes, but isn't specified illegal.

But if not that, then I'd want the ability to use magic. Quite powerfully. Not too powerfully, though, that'd get boring.
 

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Trotgar said:
What about the power to make/do anything? It'd be basically faster and simpler than more wishes, but isn't specified illegal.

But if not that, then I'd want the ability to use magic. Quite powerfully. Not too powerfully, though, that'd get boring.
"You shall not pass" powerfully or more powerfully?
 

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Boneasse said:
If you could have one wish, and only one (excluding wishing for more wishes, since that's illegal!) what would it be?
Triffid said:
djinn (or genies) are actually, according to Arabic mythology, demons that trick humans by luring them with the promise of granting wishes, and then they eat them.
I would wish for a special amulet that will grant me infinite wishes. (Yay for loopholes and avoiding being eaten by djinn)

Failing that, I would wish for immortality (by this I mean I would also be impervious to damage, no living out eternity as a stump for me). I know you have the whole cliche of watching all of you loved ones die, but I think it would be worth it to see with my own eyes how the world turns out.

I would also use my powers of immortality to be a bad ass merc, traveling around the world killing all sorts of terrorists and other bad guys.
 

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Krazyguy117 said:
If I had one wish, I would wish to be taken to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
But after that can you please take me home ?
 

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Boneasse said:
Oh, and I searched the forums but I couldn't find if this thread has ever been made?
Many many times. You must have done it wrong. I would wish that I could do whatever I wanted. See, its like a million wishes but i didnt say that
 

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Tdc2182 said:
Boneasse said:
Oh, and I searched the forums but I couldn't find if this thread has ever been made?
Many many times. You must have done it wrong. I would wish that I could do whatever I wanted. See, its like a million wishes but i didnt say that
I did honestly, I searched for "Wish, Wishes, Genies, Aladdin and Lamp" but nothing came up. I found it rather weird since someone was bound to have made it before.
 

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Boneasse said:
Tdc2182 said:
Boneasse said:
Oh, and I searched the forums but I couldn't find if this thread has ever been made?
Many many times. You must have done it wrong. I would wish that I could do whatever I wanted. See, its like a million wishes but i didnt say that
I did honestly, I searched for "Wishes, Genies, Aladdin and Lamp" but nothing came up.
Maybe you just did the search bar in the upper right corner. You have to be in the forums to search for other topics. A mistake I have made multipple times. And I would keep asking the jeenie for three more wishes. That is not breaking the rules.

Or giant metaphorical balls. Laden with testosterone so I could talk to women easier.