if you had one wish.

[Mister K]

A teleportation ring. It can send me to any place in the Universe in a mere blink. It is bound to me, so even if it gets stolen, it will eventually come back to me. The only way for me to lose it is to give it to someone by my own free will and I must be WILLING to give the ring in order for this to work.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

I'd probably wish for humanity as a whole to either die off or vanish entirely because it's gotten to a point where no matter what good comes from us we do more bad in return and greed and corruption just adds to it all.

 

[sanquin]

The power Molecular man had in the old comic books. Basically, I would have the power over the building blocks of reality itself. As I would have full control over every single molecule. And that also means the things a molecule are made of. I could create anything out of thin air, or change anything into anything else. I could make myself, others, or other things fly. I could even make myself or others 'disappear' and reappear somewhere else in the universe, etc.

First thing I'd do; make a deal with the government for them to give me a piece of land, then make my own castle on top of it. After that I'd make money whenever I needed it. I'd most likely spend part of my free time un-making the worst criminals of the world, and making sure others are properly put behind bars. And of course I wouldn't take shit from anyone any more. Not even governments and such. As I could literally do whatever the hell I wanted, whenever I wanted it.

 

[Boaz Yakubov]

if not omnipotence then this:
every time i need to something (money, alibi, anything), i reach in my pocket and its there.
a perfect explanation, exact change, a million dollar check, a gun, a time traveling machine, anything.

 

[Old Father Eternity]

Omnipotence, having everything handed to you on a silver platter is no fun at all, in fact it is rather boring.

Send me back to the beginning as a immortal observer. See how it all began and how it all will end, also commit some shenanigans on the way with all the knowledge gathered.

 

[Hero of Lime]

Everyone is wishing for omnipotence, infinite money, and teleportation, and I'm just sitting here wanting a real Reshiram to call my own. (Although all that other stuff would be nice too.)

 

[william12123]

The power to grant my own wishes in a short timeframe. Then again, we have to assume it's an honest genie. Then I'd probably exist in the background of existence. I mean, this doesnt even mean gaining wish-granting powers. It could be infinite money, a tremendous increase in intelligence, superpowers, whatever. I'd just always have the ability to make what I want become real.

Then again, if it was an evil genie, it could drive me insane and make me think I had such a power. (comment inspired by the wish spell from Baldurs Gate 2)

I do think the controlling people thing is a bit iffy though. Either you would become an insane god, treating humans as your worthless puppets, or you'd become a useless god, too afraid to do anything because of the responsibility of such power. I guess it would depend if you where smart enough to use such a power.
Teleportation too would be risquy without a plethora of other powers such as some sort of "perfect internal gps", and the ability to know what was at the spot you want to teleport beforehand. Wouldn't want to teleport into a person would you? Or into space because the earth has moved?

Then again, I'm just nitpicking. It's maddening to speculate about power one will never have...

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

One of my favorite wishes is to make anything that I think up, characters in fiction, items, abilities, becomes real or come to life. If it were unique powers, then I would have the right skill set to tackle any situation.

If it were characters, then they would have their own personality and thoughts, as well as never ponder how they came to be; they just exist now. They also wouldn't be omnipotent; i.e. they can die, age, and once gone, they can never return.

I could just re-imagine them, but the people and things that I would think up into this world would be too cleaver, powerful, or stubborn to be rubbed off easily.

 

[DeepReaver]

2 week total control over the united states government with the thought power to understand the legal aspects of it, I'd be fixing some shit.

 

[SD-Fiend]

A Journal that allows me to rewrite rewrite reality at a whim. I'd then give myself the powers of a TWEWY Composer.

 

[bz316]

I'd probably wish for humanity as a whole to either die off or vanish entirely because it's gotten to a point where no matter what good comes from us we do more bad in return and greed and corruption just adds to it all.

As opposed to some other, utopic era in the past no one can remember for some reason?

 

[Gizmo1990]

I would wish for the abillity to make anyone tell the truth no matter what question is asked of them. All it would take is for me to think about a person for a few seconds and from then on they would be unable to lie until I choose to let them off.

I would then pay a visit to the houses of parliament. I have some questions for David 'shit for brains' Camaron and the rest of those arseholes.

 

[FamoFunk]

I would with to go back in time, more specifically Xmas '11. I could then change a lot of things that have panned my life out the way it has now.

 

[Rebel Marksman]

I wouldn't make a wish since the genie gets destroyed if I do make one. Killing something is not worth a wish in my opnion and I know I wouldn't be able to live with myself after words. If the wish didn't destroy the genie I would probably wish for it to be free or if I thought it would abuse is power I would wish for it to be human.

 

[Headsprouter]

For the outright banishment of selfishness and greed. Because then everyone can just get on with their lives, devoid of exploitation and sadness at the hands of other human beings. That would be so nice...

 

[Black Reaper]

I would wish to stop running into dicks, there seems to be a rule of the universe that dictates that i must run into a dick on every single school year of my life
Alternatively, to stop running into idiots, since 99% of all those dicks had about as much mental prowess as Nowe from Drakengard 2

Captcha:win hands down
Indeed captcha, most of my problems could be solved could be solved if i stopped running into these pricks,i could even develop conscious self-esteem

 

[shootthebandit]

Id wish for the genies freedom

 

[KOMega]

I wish for reality warping powers to create whatever I so desire, so long as I can imagine it.

Although some asshole will probably butt in and take my wish.

Spoiler

 

[Vausch]

Lessee... really I have 3 major ones.

I'd like to have enhanced intelligence and memory, along with all the subcategories for it listed on the superpower wiki without potential drawbacks. The concept of perfectly adoptive muscle memory just strikes me as too good to pass up.

Or I'd wish for being able to consciously control luck.

Or I'd wish for the ability to have save states in reality, including quick save.